Blog entries by B_dumbcow

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:gives2: ? ME! That's who. When I made my first blog and realised only four smilies were allowed :stups: my Mooood went right down :fuckyou2: It just isn't dumbcow without smilies, I thought to myself. :17: But what could be done about this? Could it just be forgotten :dunno: ? Could we...
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A five-penny piece! And for some reason, it made me ecstatic Now what can five pennies buy these days? Maybe I'll buy a few tiny sweets Or maybe I'll give it to a charity Or maybe... I'll leave it on the street, hoping someone else will...
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As some of you know, I've just gone two weeks without seeing a computer. When I came back home and prepared to log onto LPSG and participate in the usual banter... *He was banned* ~She has left~ /Obama is best\ |Rate my chest| Maybe it was the tiresome few days, the glass of wine, the...
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And it feels good At least I think it feels good... :confused: Unrequited? I'm not sure yet... To go for it or not to go for it, 'tis the question. What's there to lose? A good friend... Hmmmm..... I'll update sometime. :smile:
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As some of you may know, I couldn't get a jar to open, see here - http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/dumbcow/aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-1177/ I OPENED IT! :dance: No longer am I reduced to mixing tuna with cheese! :biggrin1: And having hooves instead of opposable thumbs was no problem for this cow...
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I couldn't open that stupid jar of pasta sauce. :twak: I tried everything. Hot water, ice, knives, spoons, dancing chickens - the works! I had nothing exept tuna and cheese to put on my spaghetti :rant:and I live ten billion miles away from any shops. Now my new enemy is sitting in my...