Blog entries by petite
Recovery is going well. This is a photo of me sucking in my belly. :tongue:
I got really lucky. No stretch marks and my diastasis recti healed itself. The scar looks awful, there's this weird bulge above it and it's still purple, but overall, I'm really pleased. I'm glad that I kept my...
As far as I know, TheBF has never blacked out. So, I was coming to the conclusion that the Birthday Boy had us confused with another couple, or that time had altered the facts into a racy but also flattering rumor. In fact, I seem to remember TheBF wasn't nude and that he actually went swimming...
I asked TheBF, "Do you remember going to some guy's birthday party and swimming naked in his pool?"
"What? No." He reacted exactly the same way I did. That is, until a very fuzzy memory began to come into focus.
"Really? Because I have memory of you stripping down and diving into a pool...
Cabin fever was making me crazy. Boredom and a desperate need for real human contact finally made me overcome my fear of breastfeeding in public and I finally just did it! After overcoming that hurdle, I suddenly had freedom! One of the first things I did was acknowledge my needs and address...
I started dilating the other night, hoping we could have sex soon. I asked TheBF to pull out the blue jelly dildo from the toy box. He held up two, the one I was talking about and the one that is almost as big as him, which is actually purple. I could see the hope on his face, the poor guy, as...
I love caring for my son. When he wakes up and smiles at me, that's the most amazing feeling in the world. I live for that smile. And there's nothing more precious than baby cuddles. When he curls up into a little ball against me, I want that moment to last forever.
My life consists of...
Nothing went as expected, even though I was expecting, but all three of us are happy and healthy.
How do I feel about parenthood? Well, let's just say that I understand why Nadya Suleman has 14 children. It's wonderful. I wish I could slow down time and make every minute last five. My world...
While we still have a chance to be alone. It just isn't happening!
He has too much work to do, and there's too much stuff to do here. I'm managing people to work on things here all day, and he's working a lot, trying to be ready to take several weeks off. I'm really unhappy with it, but I...
TheBF wants to have sex with me, bless him, especially since we're supposed to be on a 6 week hiatus from sex after I give birth (!!!!!!), but I've actually reached the point where I feel too pregnant. Seriously, my midsection is uncomfortable all the time.
He tried to convince me to have anal...
It seems I've finally tested the limits of his patience.
No sleep again last tonight. I had horrible back contractions over and over again, and in between I'm unable to lie comfortably. He kept rubbing my back, but I accidentally elbowed him in the face twice, both times when I reached back...
Exhausted all day, all night, not a wink of sleep. I'm either out of breathe, having painful contractions, being woken up by hunger pains, getting kicked or crushed by a munchkin, or suffering from muscle or nerve pain that keeps me awake. I haven't been able to sleep more than 4 hours at a time...
"I found the camcorder I want to buy," I said, knowing we were about to have an argument. It costs more than he would want to pay. We've had the exact same conversation every single time I've ever wanted to buy any kind of technology. TheBF always thinks I can find a "good enough" product that...
... it dawns on you that the biggest problem you're having with hired help in your home is with all the sex toys and freaky things you have.
Even though I keep doing "sweeps" of my house, it keeps happening! Someone will pick something up, revealing underneath an empty double dildo package...
This morning after TheBF ran out to the ATM for me and picked up some breakfast for us and brought it to me in bed, I told him about talking in his sleep.
"You did that irritating thing I hate!" My little fists pumped the air.
"What?"
"I asked you what you were talking about and you...
I don't think I've ever been so exhausted in my life! I started dilating before Thanksgiving. I've been having contractions for a few weeks now, and it's getting old, being temporarily hobbled while trying to shop for Christmas presents, or doubled over at the grocery store, or while having...
I feel like I've fallen in love again! I don't know if it's the pregnancy hormones, or if it was the couples workshop, or if TheBF has really just become the most awesome man on earth recently, but honestly I don't think I've ever been more in love!
I've been meaning to write about the weekend...
He loves the light! I'm using a brighter LED light now to shine into my belly, one so bright that held under my hand my hand glows just a little bit. It took a few days for him to react, so we may have started early and his eyelids hadn't finished opening yet, but last night and today he punches...
Pillows and Sex Toys for Lunch
I liked the pillow we bought at Brookstone so much that I bought a few of the Liberator shapes and more toys. Even though I was really excited about trying them all out last night, by the time TheBF came home I was just too tired.
He kept gently saying, "Honey...
This sex-obsessed pregnant woman has figured out how to manipulate TheBoyfriend's greatest weakness, his Kryptonite. I've figured out a method of getting laid with an almost 100% success rate. It was entirely by accident. A happy accident!
Last week was the worst one yet for my pregnancy. I...
This morning I asked him, "When I try to look sexy, do I look like one of those dancing hippos on Fantasia?" I don't think I've ever made him laugh so hard.
I feel like one of those dancing hippos whenever I see myself in the mirror, but inside I feel like a horny little sex kitten, just like I...