Blog entries by Yorkie
This is the final installment of Time To Go written by Chris Morris.I'm pleased to have introduced some new fans to his work. :cool:
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Time to go
`I am at best a Brian Wilson but a Brian Wilson before making Pet...
Sorry to keep you waiting for this!
I should reiterate with each of these posts - they are satirical pieces written by Chris Morris for a UK newspaper a few years ago.I doubt many people outside the UK have ever seen them and they deserve a wider readership so I thought this would be a good...
I should reiterate with each of these posts - they are satirical pieces written by Chris Morris for a UK newspaper a few years ago.I doubt many people outside the UK have ever seen them and they deserve a wider readership so I thought this would be a good place to put them...
I should reiterate with each of these posts - they are satirical pieces written by Chris Morris for a UK newspaper a few years ago.I doubt many people outside the UK have ever seen them and they deserve a wider readership so I thought this would be a good place to put them...
Written by Chris Morris - his humour is not for the sensitive.Don't read if you're easily offended!
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Time to go
Suicide is no picnic
Sunday June 6, 1999
Following his failed suicide attempt last week, Richard Geefe has...
The Suicide Journalist.
Three Months ago , The Observer began a new column, Second Class Male, by Richard Geefe. After an aborted suicide attempt, Geefe resumed his column - at the Editor's insistence - and it was renamed Time to Go, his account of his last few months on earth before killing...
I should reiterate with each of these posts - they are satirical pieces written by Chris Morris for a UK newspaper a few years ago.I doubt many people outside the UK have ever seen them and they deserve a wider readership so I thought this would be a good place to put them...
`She is my best friend, my only friend and I have screwed her every which way. I am sewage'
Sunday May 9, 1999
I'm sitting with Bridget and I can't believe what I've done. That's not an idle phrase. I literally cannot believe what I've done… what I'm doing… you see I'm not actually sitting...
`Love of truth = death of love…'
Sunday May 2, 1999
I'm living a lie. We all are. You too. Yes. We lie to get by, smooth things over, keep things straight. Oh yes. The difference is that last week I did something about it. And I am about to fess up. First, here's a pound of truth for nothing...
Second class male pt 3.
`We agree that we would one day end up sharing breakfasts of hate'
Sunday April 25, 1999
I've split up with my girlfriend. I'm in a bar talking fast to a woman I've never met before. She's listening intently though I've no idea why. The attention is attractive. I'm...
`The door of my flat is opened by a bird in T-shirt and pants. I'd forgotten about her'
Sunday April 18, 1999
I'm staring at a door. It is my door. The door to my new flat. It is grey, metallic, stylish and industrial. The flat is a loft. There is much glass in its complex fenestrations. Some...
I thought this would be a good place to archive some classic satire.Here goes...
`I would light up Gitanes. She would beg for horizontal Baudrillard in a sand dune'
Sunday April 11, 1999
I'm drinking in the pub with Bridget. Moderately. I need my wits because I'm trying to explain something...
I'm new to this blog business so I don't know how much I'll use this feature.
Today is my first LPSG anniversary.Exactly one year ago today I nervously unzipped and took my first ever cock photos.I didn't know what to expect,I wasn't sure I'd even be noticed amongst the thousands of others on...