Buldge and dress pants

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to conceal a bulge while wearing dress pants? I work in a very high profile job and it's embarrassing. I don't mind showing bulge if wearing jeans off work. I hate it when I catch people looking down and noticing it. Had a couple of people even make a comment about it. I just smiled and had my assistant continue the transaction while I go back to my office and try and get over the embarrassment.

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Get used to it. Goes with the territory. Now you know what it's like for a woman with big teats or arse in the office.
 
i undertsand....this also happpens to me too, when I wear such clothes, I keep my blazer on when I have to do a lot of walking around. For me its not just the bulge it also my arse
 
"I hate it when I catch people looking down and noticing it. Had a couple of people even make a comment about it. I just smiled and had my assistant continue the transaction while I go back to my office and try and get over the embarrassment."

That is why I stopped going to church. Church women were prone to looking down at my bulge and my ass-ets. And they would make some really uncomfortable innuendos to me. And then if I wasn't up to their games...then the "WHY aren't you married yet?" questions would start. :rolleyes:
 
last week dressed for work three guys i had met, were in a cafe , as i passed thru they called me over and all three stared at my crotch, i had dressed comando that day for work, one of the guys asked me if i had an anacando in there and they kept staring, i know you couldn't miss it swinging as i am above average but was surprised to have them stare and ask me that as i assume they are str8 guys, since 2 are married. any one else have this happen?
 
"Buy a burka. Problem solved. :biggrin:"

Yeah, I wore one once for Halloween. And it felt good.
I had to say "I am the bomb-diggity!"

And the police didn't like that...but the strip search was REALLLY interesting:

They really thought I had a stick of dynamite and two hand grenades in front.
And two kegs of nitro glycerin in back.:eek:

I guess the burka is NOT a good thing for women or men to wear. :cool:
 
Joc, i posted a few months back how one of my straight bandmates did the same to me: saw my meat and made a comment. didn't make me uncomfortable. thought it was funny though.
 
you're just asking for trouble if you're hung and go commando to work.
it's just a bad idea. for all concerned. just asking for sexual harrassment.
 
My problem is that I don't mind it outside of work but being in the position I am with this company it bothers me. I try to keep things very professional. No joke guys it's really a problem for me. Even my subordinates have made comments about it. I've tried tighty whities, to boxer briefs, to trunks.
 
i always have a bulge no matter what i wear, and i care less about people staring. It's a daily thing I am used to. If you really need to hide your bulge, wear pants that are loose, tight undies or simply cut it off.

Viva la bulge!
 
Low rise pants where there is less material in the crotch area gives way to a bigger bulge. So do men's pouched style underwear that "'lifts and separates." Actually, large men tend to hang lower thus spreading out the larger genital size. Medium size guys and guys with big ball sacks really have trouble with protruding bulges, especially in low rise pants. Although it sounds like another luxury reasonn to complain about a huge dick, it actually is embarrassing in common social or work circles to stand out in a crowd, especially when photos are taken.
 
Low rise pants where there is less material in the crotch area gives way to a bigger bulge. So do men's pouched style underwear that "'lifts and separates." Actually, large men tend to hang lower thus spreading out the larger genital size. Medium size guys and guys with big ball sacks really have trouble with protruding bulges, especially in low rise pants. Although it sounds like another luxury reasonn to complain about a huge dick, it actually is embarrassing in common social or work circles to stand out in a crowd, especially when photos are taken.
 

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