The Extream Sex Test

Why the fuck would you expect anyone to read through that text-vomit? Use your enter key, please.

1. Have you had sex in three or more positions?
Yes
2. Have you had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes
3. Have you devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
Yes
4. Have you had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes
5. Have you written an explicitly erotic story?
Yes Fantastic Mined
6. Have you brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes
7. Have you had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
No
8.
Have you had sex while standing up?
Yes
9. Have you licked or sucked someone else's feet and/or toes?
Yes
10. Have you performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Not yet. Looking for a straight or bi hung guy in DE.
11. Have you performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
Yes
12. Have you received oral sex from a man?
Not yet
13. Have you received oral sex from a woman?
Yes
14. Have you used the 69 position?
Yes
15. Have you intentionally swallowed semen? (your own counts)
Yes
16. Have you woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
Yes
17. Have you had sexual intercourse without using birth control?
Yes, with long-term partners
18. Have you had sex during menstruation?
Yes
19. Have you used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc, for sexual purposes?
Yes
20. Have you used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes
21. Have you used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
Yes
22. Have you completely shaved off your pubic hair?
No
23.
Have you purchased a sex toy?
Yes
24. Have you inserted your finger into someone's anus or had this done to you?
Yes
25. Have you licked someone's anus?
Yes
26. Have you performed anal intercourse? (toys count)
Yes, toys, my cock at different times
27. Have you used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Yes, both
28. Have you used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, etc)?
Yes, cucumber, carrot, broomstick, brush handle
29. Have you been involved in the use of a strap-on?
Yes
30. Have you participated in fisting?
No
31. Have you contracted a venereal disease?
No
32. Have you received money or some favor in exchanged for sexual activities?
No
33. Have you forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?
No
34. Have you had sex with a virgin?
Yes
35. Have you paid for sex?
Yes, once
36. Have you been involved in adultery?
Yes
37. Have you committed statutory rape?
No
38. Have you fondled a pre-pubescent when you were post-pubescent?
No
39. Have you had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
Yes
40. Have you had sex with your boss or teacher?
Yes, teacher
41. Have you willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
No
42. Have you ever had sex with two people from the same family?
No
43. Have you had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes, once
44. Have you had sex with someone whose name you did not know at the time?
No
45. Have you had sex with someone you never spoke with or did not speak the same language as you?
No, sounds hot though
46. Have you been openly homosexual or bixsexual?
Some people know I am bi
47. Have you had more than 10 partners?
Yes
48. Have you had sex with two partners within 24 hours?
Yes
49. Have you been in a menage-a-trois?
Yes
50. Have you engaged in group sex (more than 3 people)?
Yes
51. Have you had sex in a public place?
Yes
52. Have you had sex outdoors in direct sunlight?
Yes
53.
Have you committed a sexual act while you or your partner were driving?
Yes
54. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No
55. Have you had sex in you or your partner's parents' bedroom?
No
56. Have you had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean, etc)?
Yes
57. Have you used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
Not without their consent
58. Have you had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
Yes
59. Have you ever taken a drug for the purpose of enhancing the sexual experience?
Yes
60. Have you seen a live professional stripper?
Yes
61. Have you committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
Yes
62. Have you committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking, etc)?
Yes
63. Have you masturbated in someone else's presence?
Yes
64. Have you had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
yes
65. Have you been walked in on while having sex?
No
66. Have you watched a pornographic movie with your sex partner?
Yes
67. Have you been in or photographed a nude photo/video?
Yes
68. Have you had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
No, unless jerking off counts
69.
Do you have a genital or nipple pierced?
No
70. Have you practiced sexual role-playing?
Yes
71. Have you been blindfolded during sex?
Yes
72. Have you intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)?
Yes
73. Have you willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
Yes
74. Have you used nipple clips?
Yes
75. Have you used a whip, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
Yes
76. Have you drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
No
77. Have you engaged in "golden showers"?
No
78. Have you committed beastiality?
No
79. Have you practiced necrophilia?
No

1. Have you had sex in three or more positions?
Yes

2. Have you had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes

3. Have you devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
No

4. Have you had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
No

5. Have you written an explicitly erotic story?
No

6. Have you brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
No

7. Have you had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
No

8.Have you had sex while standing up?
Yes

9. Have you licked or sucked someone else's feet and/or toes?
No

10. Have you performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
No

11. Have you performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
Yes

12. Have you received oral sex from a man?
No

13. Have you received oral sex from a woman?
Yes

14. Have you used the 69 position?
Yes

15. Have you intentionally swallowed semen? (your own counts)
No

16. Have you woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
No

17. Have you had sexual intercourse without using birth control?
No

18. Have you had sex during menstruation?
No

19. Have you used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc, for sexual purposes?
No

20. Have you used ice for sexual purposes?
No

21. Have you used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
No

22. Have you completely shaved off your pubic hair?
Yes

23.Have you purchased a sex toy?
Yes

24. Have you inserted your finger into someone's anus or had this done to you?
No

25. Have you licked someone's anus?
No

26. Have you performed anal intercourse? (toys count)
Yes

27. Have you used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Yes

28. Have you used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, etc)?
No

29. Have you been involved in the use of a strap-on?
No

30. Have you participated in fisting?
No

31. Have you contracted a venereal disease?
No

32. Have you received money or some favor in exchanged for sexual activities?
No

33. Have you forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?
No

34. Have you had sex with a virgin?
No

35. Have you paid for sex?
Yes

36. Have you been involved in adultery?
No

37. Have you committed statutory rape?
No

38. Have you fondled a pre-pubescent when you were post-pubescent?
No

39. Have you had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
Yes

40. Have you had sex with your boss or teacher?
No

41. Have you willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
No

42. Have you ever had sex with two people from the same family?
No

43. Have you had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes

44. Have you had sex with someone whose name you did not know at the time?
No

45. Have you had sex with someone you never spoke with or did not speak the same languge as you?
No

46. Have you been openly homosexual or bixsexual?
No

47. Have you had more than 10 partners?
No

48. Have you had sex with two partners within 24 hours? No

49. Have you been in a menage-a-trois?
No

50. Have you engaged in group sex (more than 3 people)?
No

51. Have you had sex in a public place?
No

52. Have you had sex outdoors in direct sunlight?
No

53.
Have you committed a sexual act while you or your partner were driving?
No

54. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No

55. Have you had sex in you or your partner's parents' bedroom?
No

56. Have you had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean, etc)?
Yes

57. Have you used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
No

58. Have you had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
No

59. Have you ever taken a drug for the purpose of enhancing the sexual experience?
No

60. Have you seen a live professional stripper?
Yes

61. Have you committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
No

62. Have you committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking, etc)?
No

63. Have you masturbated in someone else's presence?
No

64. Have you had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
No

65. Have you been walked in on while having sex?
No

66. Have you watched a pornographic movie with your sex partner?
Yes

67. Have you been in or photographed a nude photo/video?
Yes

68. Have you had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
No

69. Do you have a genital or nipple pierced?
No

70. Have you practiced sexual role-playing?
No

71. Have you been blindfolded during sex?
No

72. Have you intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)?
No

73. Have you willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
No

74. Have you used nipple clips?
No

75. Have you used a whip, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
No

76. Have you drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
No

77. Have you engaged in "golden showers"?
No

78. Have you committed beastiality?
No

79. Have you practiced necrophilia?
No

Yes to all but 8 of them... I guess I'm a fiend. The one I haven't done have to do with forcing or manipulating others into having sex with me... all were willing partners, and of age.

1. Have you had sex in three or more positions?
Yes
2. Have you had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes
3. Have you devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
Yes
4. Have you had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes
5. Have you written an explicitly erotic story?
Yes
6. Have you brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes
7. Have you had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
Yes
8.
Have you had sex while standing up?
Yes
9. Have you licked or sucked someone else's feet and/or toes?
yes
10. Have you performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Yes
11. Have you performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
Yes
12. Have you received oral sex from a man?
Yes
13. Have you received oral sex from a woman?
Yes
14. Have you used the 69 position?
Yes
15. Have you intentionally swallowed semen? (your own counts)
Yes
16. Have you woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
Yes
17. Have you had sexual intercourse without using birth control?
Yes
18. Have you had sex during menstruation?
Yes
19. Have you used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc, for sexual purposes?
Yes
20. Have you used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes
21. Have you used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
Yes
22. Have you completely shaved off your pubic hair?
Yes
23.
Have you purchased a sex toy?
Yes
24. Have you inserted your finger into someone's anus or had this done to you?
Yes
25. Have you licked someone's anus?
Yes
26. Have you performed anal intercourse? (toys count)
Yes
27. Have you used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? Yes
28. Have you used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, etc)?
Yes
29. Have you been involved in the use of a strap-on?
Yes
30. Have you participated in fisting?
Yes
31. Have you contracted a venereal disease?
No
32. Have you received money or some favor in exchanged for sexual activities?
No
33. Have you forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?
No
34. Have you had sex with a virgin?
Yes
35. Have you paid for sex?
No
36. Have you been involved in adultery?
Yes
37. Have you committed statutory rape?
No
38. Have you fondled a pre-pubescent when you were post-pubescent?
No
39. Have you had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
Yes
40. Have you had sex with your boss or teacher?
Yes
41. Have you willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
No
42. Have you ever had sex with two people from the same family?
No
43. Have you had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes
44. Have you had sex with someone whose name you did not know at the time?
Yes
45. Have you had sex with someone you never spoke with or did not speak the same language as you?
No
46. Have you been openly homosexual or bixsexual?
No
47. Have you had more than 10 partners?
Yes
48. Have you had sex with two partners within 24 hours?
Yes
49. Have you been in a menage-a-trois?
Yes
50. Have you engaged in group sex (more than 3 people)?
Yes
51. Have you had sex in a public place?
Yes
52. Have you had sex outdoors in direct sunlight?
Yes
53.
Have you committed a sexual act while you or your partner were driving?
Yes
54. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No
55. Have you had sex in you or your partner's parents' bedroom?
Yes
56. Have you had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean, etc)?
Yes
57. Have you used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
Yes
58. Have you had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
Yes
59. Have you ever taken a drug for the purpose of enhancing the sexual experience?
Yes
60. Have you seen a live professional stripper?
Yes
61. Have you committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
Yes
62. Have you committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking, etc)?
Yes
63. Have you masturbated in someone else's presence?
Yes
64. Have you had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
Yes
65. Have you been walked in on while having sex?
Yes
66. Have you watched a pornographic movie with your sex partner?
Yes
67. Have you been in or photographed a nude photo/video?
Yes
68. Have you had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
Yes
69.
Do you have a genital or nipple pierced?
No
70. Have you practiced sexual role-playing?
Yes
71. Have you been blindfolded during sex?
Yes
72. Have you intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)? Yes
73. Have you willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
No
74. Have you used nipple clips?
Yes
75. Have you used a whip, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
No
76. Have you drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
No
77. Have you engaged in "golden showers"?
Yes
78. Have you committed beastiality?
No
79. Have you practiced necrophilia?
No