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Patrick Bateman-eat your heart out.

It looks like my summer vacation is already over -after only 3 days. THANKS DAD. My father said he had a surprise for me. Turns out the surprise is he's set up an internship for me at one of his partners investment firms downtown (Brickell). I'm only there for 3 days a week (Monday-Wednesday) so I can still get some triathlon training (or whatever) done Thursday through the weekends. I'll be working in a lot of different areas- but the problem -like it always is in the financial sector is I can very well expect 12 hour days (or more) most of the time. Due to this they're letting me use one of the very plush high rise condo units the company keeps for the benefit and use of it's many high profile overseas clients when they're here. It's fully furnished in quintessential Miami -money is no object- style, and my jaw nearly hit the floor when I was given a tour of the place yesterday afternoon. I'll be on the 42nd floor and surrounded by 2 nearby towers even higher than my building. Whats freaking me out though at the moment is there are no blinds over any of the windows anywhere -not even in the bedroom. So it's like I'll be living in a fish bowl. Not that I'm complaining. Hey the place has unbelievable workout facilities, 2 indoor pools -although they're not Olympic size so I doubt I'll use them much; and I'm walking distance to some of the most civilized bars in Miami. But back to DAD and the main reason for this post actually. One of the reasons I'm happy to be relocated at least temporarily for 2-3 nights a week is that Mom is having all the bathrooms in the house remodeled. They tried to have my bathroom done before I got home for the summer -but now it looks like it's going to be the middle of June before its finished. Considering the way I hear my mom screaming on the phone to the workers I'll be surprised if they ever come back. In the meantime -lucky me - I get to share a bathroom with dad. The first time I even saw him after I'd gotten back in fact was early Wednesday morning. He was in the shower before leaving for the office (he gets up at like 5:30) and I tried to get in and out with a quick pee (too much beer the night before to celebrate being home) before he got out but no such luck. I probably haven't seen my dad naked since I was in High School and while its always really fucking CREEPY and uncomfortable when I do--- I have to admit that for 44 the guy is certainly still every inch the stud. He's actually still taller than me 6'4" and even more muscular. I actually have no fucking idea how large my dad's cock is hard -and I truly don't want to know. He does hang almost as far and appears much thicker, but really what fucking gets me, burns me up -actually fills me with motherfucking father/penis envy is the size of his balls. They're absolutely enormous. I mean much larger than mine. His ballsac in total mass is like the size of a motherfucking GRAPEFRUIT. Actually I suppose that "motherfucking" is probably a disrespectful word choice for the previous sentence. So anyway the Bull-stud gave me a hug -said the usual "glad to have you back son" bullshit and actually slapped me on the ass HARD as I headed out. All I can do now though is think about those BULL balls and how nice it would be to slide into a cunt having a fucking softball loaded with sperm filling the space between my legs. Maybe my balls will get bigger as I get older. Fuck- I shouldn't complain. I know I've got plenty to be thankful for -and then some. Although Mrs Iguerra wont be back until late June. FUCK. She's vacationing in Sweden right now. My mom has her address. Maybe I'll write her a nice formal letter. Something along the lines of "Dear Mrs Iguerra, have your pussy ready for me-- Sean". Anyway I'll be taking some things over to the condo Sunday night. I'll probably go ahead and sleep there to avoid Monday morning traffic. I think I'll go shopping for a nice telescope -to check out the neighbors in the surrounding buildings. Hey maybe I'll just say "fuck it" and do some nude stretches in the living room late at night before I go bed. Let everyone know they've got a new neighbor.

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ScotRandom
Dunno why I decided to read this post but I laughed loads & thought "I hope this lad appreciates what his Dad has achieved on his son's behalf".
Anyway, enjoy the internship, the new crib, and don't wish yer life away envious of yer old mans ballsac. Lol.
Now go work hard & make both you & yer parents proud.
Best wishes & thoughts,
Scot
 
D_Gunther Snotpole
So it will be a hawt summuh at Haulover Beach, eh, Sean?
Keep us, um, posted.
Really, dewd ... the anatomy, the chickz (and the MILFs), the Porsche, the rich dad, the mind-pHhuckin opps you have ....
Man, itz insane, the luck you have.
Really insane.
Oscar Wilde said youth is wasted on the young.
Dewd didn't know our Sean.
 
SeanGriffin
Haha- yeah I'm sure it might sound really spectacular-but for most guys my age who's families live in Coral Gables I probably don't even rank in the top 3rd in terms of the lives of privilege they lead. I go to a state school, have a really meager trust fund, don't have my own place at the beach or a penthouse in New York for getaway weekends. Incredibly don't have my own sailboat docked at the Grove and -most noticeably embarrassing of all ----drive a Porsche. Around here-Lamborghini-is really the standard. Trust me -plenty of women in Miami -will hardly give the time of day to a guy without one of those. Yes - I have a really big dick-but that does me little good unless I'm walking around at work or in the clubs NAKED. Technically I suppose I could walk around my new place naked when I'm there, and expect I will do that once in awhile. I've always wanted to walk out onto a balcony 42 floors up in the middle of the night stark naked- just to see what it feels like.
 
SeanGriffin
ScotScorpione;bt32647 said:
Dunno why I decided to read this post but I laughed loads & thought "I hope this lad appreciates what his Dad has achieved on his son's behalf".
Anyway, enjoy the internship, the new crib, and don't wish yer life away envious of yer old mans ballsac. Lol.
Now go work hard & make both you & yer parents proud.
Best wishes & thoughts,
Scot
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hey -thanks for the nice message!! I think it's really great that someone from Scotland would be reading my blog -and finding it interesting. Scotland seems cool as fuck. My great great grandfather came over from Wales -but Scotland has kilts, fucked-up dancing AND the Lochness monster--way better.
 
bigsby112
Wow, sounds like you have hit the jack pot. It should be a great summer for you. Just be careful not to sleep with too many clients.
And your dad sounds like a stud too. If would be cool to see you two side by side. Take care.
 
NoH8
Count your blessings. The gaps in your life and things that make you envious are called "opportunities"!

Develop big balls in the mental/moral sense, [bravery, courage, fortitude, perseverance] and you will go on to build the life you envy in others.

You'll be even more desirable than your Coral Gables neighbors because, unlike trust fund babies who were given their opportunities, you will have built yours up for yourself.

Focus on the important things - you're young, it may take time to get where you're going, but when you do, whether you're naked on the balcony or clothed in a club, you're going to get noticed by The One.
 
jj8inch
I feel ya on the dad penis envy. I saw my dad hard the first week i was home after graduating. yours and his are like identical..... to say the least i was upset i didn't get the big size. Have fun working though.... Go Hoosiers
 
Ra
Well sounds like an opportunity to maybe mix a little business with pleasure - while learning on-the-job ;-)

Perfect!

And give the neighbours a good showing - if they don't like it they can pay for some blinds
 
MsThang
I used your photos as a point of reference and imagined someone taller, more muscular with a thicker cock and bull-sized balls. Your mother is a lucky woman.
 
SweetLovesVick
Everything "NoH8" said! Every word was the Honest Truth.

I say someday WAY in the future you will be walking around with your sexy hotter the hell wife "the ONE" and all she does is SMILE because you made yourself with very little handed to you from your parents!

You probably will have super good mannered toddlers like I have which make your wife all the more happy. The three times sex romps you have will of course be fantastic. Plus she knows you love her for her because she was an average "not spoiled pampered trust fund" girl when you found her. She works and knows how to make a dollar, she is not sitting on her ass spending all your money, drinking and shopping her life and yours away. Even Prince William knew to stay away from those type women! Look at how all the "rich brat women" showed up to glare and hate her at the wedding in England because she is the all round adorable package they will never be.

Sean all the Uber rich botox, alcoholic already at 30 wives with the "life handed to them on a plate, driving Lamborghini, tiny dick husbands" will be giving your smiling wife the death glare because your lives as a couple will be so much better then theirs because it is real!

Your lady will never be trying to fuck the young boy nextdoor.

You are so smart, sexy, and have a good personality you already inherited more then all the other Coral Gables men. Is your dad self made? Self made men are extremely sexy!
 

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