I have a lovebird that have recently started showing his love for me by regurgitating his food in a mound. Apparently as I researched this, the behavior is a sign of affection. I liken this to a bukkake session over a long period of time. This mound can be quite high as vomit mounds go. People ask me why don't I clean this poor birds cage, because "there is a mound of regurgitated seeds growing larger!"
My response is "I have cleaned his cage and no sooner after I had he starts building a new one". It is quite gross if you think about it. Maybe I should make him hate me, this will be the cure. But his love mound IS knocked down frequently.
What's even ewwwier (if this is a word and not just a sound) is he masturbates on his perch. Have you EVER seen a bird whack off? Well this might turn some bird fetish people on but here goes,
He will bob up and down on his perch in such a way he hits the "right" spot (I guess) as his wing will lift up and his bobbing increases, it must be pure ecstasy as he opens his beak up some too. Not that I really watch this act but the noise of a shaking cage kinda tells me what he is doing. I'm glad he hasn't figured out edging. Anyway when all is said and done the noise stops, he screams for me to give him a cigarette, not really I added this part for fun.lol.
Don't want to even look for bird cum but since he doesn't have any cum rag ( well he use to have a dangling toy that I found out he used as a cum rag, I immediately remove it, with some latex glove of course) his cum must be sprayed who know where. Unless he's a dribbler, but like I said I do not really get off on watching this act. And no I will not even post it on youtube one day!.
As you surmise by now, this is a day that I had lots of time. So much so that I blogged about my damn, bird. Hopefully as my creative juices flow more interesting topics will emerge.
Not that my bird story was not interesting, but there was sex involved.
To the reader: I challenge you in coming up with some cute or witty response- comment. I will respond in kind.
My response is "I have cleaned his cage and no sooner after I had he starts building a new one". It is quite gross if you think about it. Maybe I should make him hate me, this will be the cure. But his love mound IS knocked down frequently.
What's even ewwwier (if this is a word and not just a sound) is he masturbates on his perch. Have you EVER seen a bird whack off? Well this might turn some bird fetish people on but here goes,
He will bob up and down on his perch in such a way he hits the "right" spot (I guess) as his wing will lift up and his bobbing increases, it must be pure ecstasy as he opens his beak up some too. Not that I really watch this act but the noise of a shaking cage kinda tells me what he is doing. I'm glad he hasn't figured out edging. Anyway when all is said and done the noise stops, he screams for me to give him a cigarette, not really I added this part for fun.lol.
Don't want to even look for bird cum but since he doesn't have any cum rag ( well he use to have a dangling toy that I found out he used as a cum rag, I immediately remove it, with some latex glove of course) his cum must be sprayed who know where. Unless he's a dribbler, but like I said I do not really get off on watching this act. And no I will not even post it on youtube one day!.
As you surmise by now, this is a day that I had lots of time. So much so that I blogged about my damn, bird. Hopefully as my creative juices flow more interesting topics will emerge.
Not that my bird story was not interesting, but there was sex involved.
To the reader: I challenge you in coming up with some cute or witty response- comment. I will respond in kind.
