Bikini Chat Rules

Had to create this list of rules:

Rule #1: Don't invite to private chat, wait to be invited.
Rule #2: Don't invite to view cam unless super super hard.
Rule #3: You must be unique, interesting, or spraying all over, not boring.
Rule #4: No sea slug close ups, can be very misleading.
Rule #5: Please no darkly lit cams, creepy.
Rule #6: No plastic or rubber replicas (ya been tried many times).

Gets depressing when someone says you are soooo hot, then you view and discover a limp noodle or somebody wearing a t-shirt with stains all over it from food, drinks, etc.

If going to show off on cam do it right. I don't normally private chat, unless you have passed the cam test first; then mostly for scientific reasons I may be forced to invite you to a private chat. I cam on occasions however not that often; hence mostly when drunk or special occasions.

Generally here to chat and read the forums; but not bothered by LP's or SP's provided they are well behaved.

Rule #7: Don't Forget the rules. Its only appropriate that the rule list is getting longer.

Thanks in advance for following orders :)

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Rule #2: Don't invite to view cam unless super super hard.

I'd like to add to 2--please, if you're edging don't ask me to watch. Boring!
 
everyone has different rules. at least you are up front..I would rather just do a cum vid for a lady..and yes it sprays lol
 
Amen to that! I'd also like to propose another rule: if you start a private chat session with me just to ask to see my genitals or say the word 'skype', I should be able to throw an e-rock at you.
 

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