OK, OK! I said to myself I'd take a year off from this whenever I'm horny pre-cum BIG DICK centered porn-site posting (my true online diary for the past ten years+ really) AND I DID! Did that sentence even make sense? Who cares. FUCK ME - I'm trying. Yes, I've been checking in now and then to see if anything interesting was happening (particularly on the blogs). Damn, does that usually make me feel better, although I tend to feel pretty goddamn good most of the time as it is. Aside from the relentless SPAMMERS, there will be those who post for a couple of months who tend to have one thing in common. They're pretty obsessed over one thing in particular or COMPLETELY FUCKED UP over everything in general. Preceded, interspersed and followed by yet more SPAM in the morning, SPAM midday, SPAM at night.
It has really been a pretty awesome year (which I've been able to spend completely in this country for once) but with no really crazy life altering events (no one in my immediate family has died -although I'd still like to kill my brother) and no one has gotten married -to my mother's extreme annoyance. There wasn't any single reason for the decision to take a year off other than the general thought initially that really no one was that interested in reading about my exploits anymore. Let’s face it, even though I'm lucky enough to having a pretty fucking amazing body (which I work at constantly) I'm also in my early 30's and can no longer sneak into a Sorority house late at night and be easily mistaken for a guy from a Frat house nearby. Actually, if it’s really dark enough I probably could. What would actually give me away though is the fuck. I know that right now I fuck much better than I did when I was in my early 20's, mainly because my stamina (which was always pretty jaw-dropping) is now even much greater. But were still talking about a decade difference and even I might have matured in a lot ways in that time. College pussy is still pretty fucking premium though. I just was never in one that could handle all of my cock that easily (to the best of my recollection) and that wasn't from lack of trying.
Speaking of cocks being in pussy it’s actually been weeks for me now. My current fun filled activities over the past couple of months have involved a bit of a competition between me and two buddies, one from my firm and another a lawyer we both know. We all 3 are about the same age, same build (in every way) and happen to share the same fitness locations. I still visit 4 different gyms at this point. The Equinox being the newest for me. The Hudson yards is the "in" place for many although for me the Bryant Park location is closer. I still have another location for my swims and yet another for weights. But anyway, our competition (relatively relaxed) involves going to one of the premium hotel bars or lounges and posing as a male escort. This only really works if we happen to know someone tending the bar for the night. If we can snag/bag a 1st rate female we have an elaborate point system that kicks in. The best is if we can manage to tear someone away from an obvious date. We all would have rooms lined up just in case we score and things can get really serious or not from that point on. To score two babes together is exceeding rare but one guy has already managed it. We generally aim for women over 30. Any attractive guy in an expensive lounge in an even more expensive suit with a massive bulge in his pants will likely find girls in their 20's just too easy. No offense.
All three of us have also gotten some pretty persistent offers from guys as well, that we obviously had to deal with as politely as possible. I'm not sure if its good or bad to know that guys will still offer me almost anything to see what's in my pants. I actually had one guy seriously offer me $2,000 to fuck him. He said he knew what I looked like "down there" but wouldn't say from where. My response was to say that I was "flattered" (which was almost true as he looked like he could have easily fit in with my work buddy crowd- not as easy feat), but that I didn't actually need the money. Nor was I sure he would survive the fuck. This was purely speculation on my part but does seem like a seriously relevant question all things considered. But not one that I've spent much time on for obvious reasons.
Everything has been pretty exciting so far. I mean I haven't done this a whole hell of a lot, but the time I have I think I've definitely made some positive impressions. Only one lady got slightly annoyed with me. I told her I would fuck her for 60 minutes. She said she didn't believe me. After about 40 minutes she most definitely did though, and really started cumming hard during the final 2O minutes. It was all I could do to make it to 60 actually. Fortunately, I was able to pull out just in time. But just as my very swollen cock head came out of her pussy lips several large globs of cum shot all the way across her body and landed (unfortunately) right in her hair. She was not happy. About 15 spurts later she was a fucking mess (her tits were glistening though and looked GREAT) and not amused. This was nothing that a great shower couldn't fix. And of course, when I later told her that I in fact WASN'T a prostitute and the night would cost her nothing (other than maybe the cost of some premium shampoo and conditioner) she was quite astonished and very happy.
As for my Thanksgiving plans my parents have PROMISED to not surprise me with a visit this year. I still plan to attend the Macy's Parade (at the store since it's so close by) in the crowd incognito wearing something with NO UNDERWEAR as is MY TRADITION. And I do have an invitation for Dinner - thank you. As for upcoming plans, well I do have another horny maternity case begging me for a lay and a new young couple dying to get to know all of me a lot better. Several requests to dress up for Christmas as always. The office Christmas party is also imminent. After several off years this one looks to be legendary once again.
Who knows what will happen to me next???
Who knows if any mother-fuckers will bother to comment?
It feels good to be back -regardless
It has really been a pretty awesome year (which I've been able to spend completely in this country for once) but with no really crazy life altering events (no one in my immediate family has died -although I'd still like to kill my brother) and no one has gotten married -to my mother's extreme annoyance. There wasn't any single reason for the decision to take a year off other than the general thought initially that really no one was that interested in reading about my exploits anymore. Let’s face it, even though I'm lucky enough to having a pretty fucking amazing body (which I work at constantly) I'm also in my early 30's and can no longer sneak into a Sorority house late at night and be easily mistaken for a guy from a Frat house nearby. Actually, if it’s really dark enough I probably could. What would actually give me away though is the fuck. I know that right now I fuck much better than I did when I was in my early 20's, mainly because my stamina (which was always pretty jaw-dropping) is now even much greater. But were still talking about a decade difference and even I might have matured in a lot ways in that time. College pussy is still pretty fucking premium though. I just was never in one that could handle all of my cock that easily (to the best of my recollection) and that wasn't from lack of trying.
Speaking of cocks being in pussy it’s actually been weeks for me now. My current fun filled activities over the past couple of months have involved a bit of a competition between me and two buddies, one from my firm and another a lawyer we both know. We all 3 are about the same age, same build (in every way) and happen to share the same fitness locations. I still visit 4 different gyms at this point. The Equinox being the newest for me. The Hudson yards is the "in" place for many although for me the Bryant Park location is closer. I still have another location for my swims and yet another for weights. But anyway, our competition (relatively relaxed) involves going to one of the premium hotel bars or lounges and posing as a male escort. This only really works if we happen to know someone tending the bar for the night. If we can snag/bag a 1st rate female we have an elaborate point system that kicks in. The best is if we can manage to tear someone away from an obvious date. We all would have rooms lined up just in case we score and things can get really serious or not from that point on. To score two babes together is exceeding rare but one guy has already managed it. We generally aim for women over 30. Any attractive guy in an expensive lounge in an even more expensive suit with a massive bulge in his pants will likely find girls in their 20's just too easy. No offense.
All three of us have also gotten some pretty persistent offers from guys as well, that we obviously had to deal with as politely as possible. I'm not sure if its good or bad to know that guys will still offer me almost anything to see what's in my pants. I actually had one guy seriously offer me $2,000 to fuck him. He said he knew what I looked like "down there" but wouldn't say from where. My response was to say that I was "flattered" (which was almost true as he looked like he could have easily fit in with my work buddy crowd- not as easy feat), but that I didn't actually need the money. Nor was I sure he would survive the fuck. This was purely speculation on my part but does seem like a seriously relevant question all things considered. But not one that I've spent much time on for obvious reasons.
Everything has been pretty exciting so far. I mean I haven't done this a whole hell of a lot, but the time I have I think I've definitely made some positive impressions. Only one lady got slightly annoyed with me. I told her I would fuck her for 60 minutes. She said she didn't believe me. After about 40 minutes she most definitely did though, and really started cumming hard during the final 2O minutes. It was all I could do to make it to 60 actually. Fortunately, I was able to pull out just in time. But just as my very swollen cock head came out of her pussy lips several large globs of cum shot all the way across her body and landed (unfortunately) right in her hair. She was not happy. About 15 spurts later she was a fucking mess (her tits were glistening though and looked GREAT) and not amused. This was nothing that a great shower couldn't fix. And of course, when I later told her that I in fact WASN'T a prostitute and the night would cost her nothing (other than maybe the cost of some premium shampoo and conditioner) she was quite astonished and very happy.
As for my Thanksgiving plans my parents have PROMISED to not surprise me with a visit this year. I still plan to attend the Macy's Parade (at the store since it's so close by) in the crowd incognito wearing something with NO UNDERWEAR as is MY TRADITION. And I do have an invitation for Dinner - thank you. As for upcoming plans, well I do have another horny maternity case begging me for a lay and a new young couple dying to get to know all of me a lot better. Several requests to dress up for Christmas as always. The office Christmas party is also imminent. After several off years this one looks to be legendary once again.
Who knows what will happen to me next???
Who knows if any mother-fuckers will bother to comment?
It feels good to be back -regardless
