ay, Dios!

Men are beautiful and I may be slightly addicted to them.

I'm not saying that the addiction has taken over my (good) senses. (That's why it's a potentially "slight" addiction.) What I'm saying is that they're fun to look at.

The one piece of advice I always give my female friends when they're having relationship issues is: Drop to your knees as soon as he walks thru the door. It's actually become a bit of a joke amongst us. "What would [happyfeet] do in this situation?" "Oh, she'd drop to her knees." raucous laughter

It's not even about giving head (altho that's always preferable to arguing). The fact is that it's hard to remain upset with a guy when his penis is in your face. The penis is a funny-looking apparatus! And, if you've dropped to your knees, you've done the work to get it in your face, which makes it all acceptable. Plus...pre-cum is mighty tasty.

Geez, I need to get laid. *sigh*

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