One day last week I had the luxury of an afternoon nap.
I had a dream, a weird dream. So weird, I texted everyone I knew. Okay, truth be told I have a tendency to text people 24/7 whenever a thought pops into my head.
Usually I don't remember a dream for more than 10 minutes after I wake up. Now here it is almost a week later and I still remember and am confuzzled/distressed by this dream.
I dreamt that I was walking in the woods beside my old church in New Jersey with McCauley Culkin. We were just walking and talking like we were buddies. He was telling me how he'd been feeling kinda depressed lately and just couldn't shake "the blues." I told him he had to learn take joy in the little things in life. I pointed out a giant pile of leaves next to the playground and I told him to run and jump in them like when he was young. He looked at me like I was nuts but he did it. He kinda smiled but didn't laugh or express anything akin to joy. So I kneeled before him, undid his belt, unzipped his khakis and proceeded to give him a really, great blow job.:blowjob: I could tell by his moans and hip movements he was enjoying himself.:biggrin1: Here's where it gets weird. I looked up at his face and it wasn't McCauley Culkin anymore, it's my best friend DJ! I was horrified and woke up.
I should explain that I have known DJ since I was like 15. I have never had any romantic feelings for him or vice versa. He's 2 or 3 years younger than me and we met in Sunday School. We were in the UMYF together and yes over 20 years later we are still best buddies. I'm sure the really sick and twisted thing to many of y'all, is I am still friends with most of the kids from youth group.
Why after over 20 years of friendship would I have a dream like that? I was so freaked out by the whole sucking off DJ thing I almost forgot that McCauley Culkin is not my type either. :eek5:
So what is your interpretation of my weird dream folks?
I had a dream, a weird dream. So weird, I texted everyone I knew. Okay, truth be told I have a tendency to text people 24/7 whenever a thought pops into my head.
Usually I don't remember a dream for more than 10 minutes after I wake up. Now here it is almost a week later and I still remember and am confuzzled/distressed by this dream.
I dreamt that I was walking in the woods beside my old church in New Jersey with McCauley Culkin. We were just walking and talking like we were buddies. He was telling me how he'd been feeling kinda depressed lately and just couldn't shake "the blues." I told him he had to learn take joy in the little things in life. I pointed out a giant pile of leaves next to the playground and I told him to run and jump in them like when he was young. He looked at me like I was nuts but he did it. He kinda smiled but didn't laugh or express anything akin to joy. So I kneeled before him, undid his belt, unzipped his khakis and proceeded to give him a really, great blow job.:blowjob: I could tell by his moans and hip movements he was enjoying himself.:biggrin1: Here's where it gets weird. I looked up at his face and it wasn't McCauley Culkin anymore, it's my best friend DJ! I was horrified and woke up.
I should explain that I have known DJ since I was like 15. I have never had any romantic feelings for him or vice versa. He's 2 or 3 years younger than me and we met in Sunday School. We were in the UMYF together and yes over 20 years later we are still best buddies. I'm sure the really sick and twisted thing to many of y'all, is I am still friends with most of the kids from youth group.
Why after over 20 years of friendship would I have a dream like that? I was so freaked out by the whole sucking off DJ thing I almost forgot that McCauley Culkin is not my type either. :eek5:
So what is your interpretation of my weird dream folks?
