One of my fantasies involves putting on a silk dressing gown, play an old Marlene Dietrich record, and then have Denek Kania (formerly Hoyt Kogan from Bel Ami) knock on my door wearing an eye patch over one eye and a monocle in the other - a la Fritz Lang - , smoking a cigarette, and then he'd say;
"Guten tag, mein schatzie, I am a sexy nazi."
And then he could leave, that's all I'd need.
I mean, he's super hot, for sure, but that's also, that's just fucking funny.
*Yes, I know he's not German
**No, I'm not a fascist, nazi or white supremacist of any kind. Denek Kania just looks like a stereotypical crypto-gay nazi from like an old Hollywood WW2 movie from like the 50s or something.
***Yes, I do think he's super hot, and I'm not making fun of him. But this would still be funny.
"Guten tag, mein schatzie, I am a sexy nazi."
And then he could leave, that's all I'd need.
I mean, he's super hot, for sure, but that's also, that's just fucking funny.
*Yes, I know he's not German
**No, I'm not a fascist, nazi or white supremacist of any kind. Denek Kania just looks like a stereotypical crypto-gay nazi from like an old Hollywood WW2 movie from like the 50s or something.
***Yes, I do think he's super hot, and I'm not making fun of him. But this would still be funny.
