Typical locker room remarks "Damn, that's really huge man". Or in this case really overpriced fitness center remarks. Makes no difference. That line (or something very similar) I've probably heard well over a hundred and fifty times when I've discovered a guy at a locker near me practically dazed and/or mesmerized by the site of my schlong for some reason. And its certainly true that there are times when I'm definitely hanging a lot bigger than at other times. And the reason for this instance I'll get to shortly. It's all related to my "community service project"(that's how I now like to think of it) from 2 weeks ago.
But first up, my rather increasingly bitchy (and emotionally incoherent) boss was "retired" last week as had been rumored. Don't get me wrong. I would happily work for a female. I love women, and really do admire them, realizing that they are every single one COMPLETELY different, individual and will never be adequately understood by men no matter how much time we may spend buried in their pussies. I think that probably only confuses the fucking issue actually. I will say this though, dealing with one woman in power can work just fine. But for some reason 2 women in power WILL NOT FUCKING GET ALONG and the hapless guy in the middle (in this case me) gets played like a chess pawn between them every second of every working day.
I've decided that this historically may descend from the whole Queen Elizabeth I vs. Mary Queen of Scots thing. Businessman in England will actually warn you about this all the time. Those pussies were just not going to play nice, no matter what. Elizabeth either never got laid or may even have been a man (they're conjecturing now) WTF? And Mary, even though she got laid apparently never got laid VERY WELL. How can you OWN your own country and not even manage to get royally fucked??? But anyway my new boss is a 62 year old guy with nearly 40 years of experience who's already about ready to adopt me. Yeah, much nicer definitely.
Ok, so I posted (on my Tumblr) the one close-up photo I managed to take (wish there were more) of my lady friend's pussy right after I took off her panties and pushed her legs back. I actually wanted a souvenir as fucked up as that sounds. At first she was EXTREMELY opposed to the idea, and it took about 15 minutes of me going on and on about how beautiful it was, how turned on I was by it -blah, blah, blah. Still no go. Finally I had to undress for her (I'll usually eat the babe out pretty seriously first before fully undressing myself-that keeps the focus on HER). Once she started getting a glimpse of what I was offering in full frontal glory her demeanor changed rather drastically.
I have to admit the photo of her pussy does look pretty damn good. And she had some pretty nice melons as well. But in truth her body was just really beginning to collapse on her. I'm sure she was really stunning in her time, but man time can be a bitch - no question. She had put some kind of ointment in her pussy to make it really moist and smell great. But if anything it seemed to have the opposite effect on both counts. Fortunately she seemed pretty impatient to play with my (by then) fully hard cook and experience having me inside her. That's where it got a little weird as I really had to let her order me around and be sure to respond to a name that wasn't my own. But I think I handled it pretty well.
Once I got inside her though the tables turned dramatically I feel. Her pussy had both dried and tightened due to that weird gluppy shit she put in there. But my cock was fuckhard and practically dripping in precum like always so she got ONE HELL OF A STUD FUCKING at least in the beginning. In spite of me trying to break the fucking bed at times she still wouldn't cumm and didn't start until sometime during the second hour (with ALOT of rest breaks). She was dying to have me cumm in her. And while I normally would never consider that if the lady hasn't cumm first, since I was providing a service I had to relent. It was shortly after my rather vocal orgasm inside her that she started finally cumming herself, and pretty ridiculously.
We had agreed I'd keep pumping her with no post ejaculation stops, and even though I'd been pretty fucking nervous about being able to manage that (since I'd almost never done it before) turns out I was just fine. I came in her three times total and then put a final 4th load all over the top of her pussy and lower stomach. I was indeed surprised as hell to discover that my orgasms actually felt MORE INTENSE as the night went on. Why the fuck hadn't anybody ever mentioned that to me before? GOD DAMMIT.
I clocked in some serious fucking, but being worried about having to release 4 times I'm pretty sure I was still subconsciously "holding back" a bit. She definitely took a lot more of my cock than most, but for some reason even then I held back my full length and no I certainly didn't "bottom out" as they say. In fact I doubt she got much more than 8 inches of me (which considering my thickness is still PLENTY OF MEAT). I'm not sure why not. Maybe its an emotional thing of not allowing me to give my "full self" to some female I don't have a real personal attraction to. Really fucking weird. Her pussy just gave out towards the end though and it was really hard to maintain the friction enough for my last climax which was certainly a new experience for me. But then cumming that much in and on the SAME pussy was also pretty new.
She actually wanted to suck on my cock some after I'd finished -and very nearly killed me in the process. I think she was trying to suck another load out of me -but I just wasn't about to let that fucking happen. I wouldn't have let a vestal virgin attempt that by then.
As far as the "Damn that's really huge man" remark, I ended up sleeping most of the day that Sunday. But towards late afternoon I really needed a run and especially a good swim BAD. I knew that they were doing some repairs on the track at my fitness place so took an extra long run through the city to get there. By the time I get to my locker I'm sweaty and can't wait to dive in the pool (which is always like 50 degrees for some damn reason but that doesn't bother me in the least).
As I've reported countless times in blogs before-- my cock (for at least a day) after a good fuck gets REALLY FUCKING SWOLLEN and stays that way. Which means that when I pull everything off standing at my locker and am totally nude for a minute before slipping on my (2) swimsuits I'm not even really paying attention and fail to notice that yeah -it's hanging FUCKING HUGE. Fortunately the redness has gone away (and that always goes away pretty quickly) but my cock is causing quite a big fucking state of excitement throughout the place. So for the one guy near me who chuckles (to hide his embarrassment maybe) but is definitely he-man enough to ask- I replied that I'd fucked a new girlfriend all night on Saturday and that caused it to look a little bigger.
I'm still worried I may need to change my fine gym though at this point. Yeah, I made a lot of new friends during my swim workout.
But first up, my rather increasingly bitchy (and emotionally incoherent) boss was "retired" last week as had been rumored. Don't get me wrong. I would happily work for a female. I love women, and really do admire them, realizing that they are every single one COMPLETELY different, individual and will never be adequately understood by men no matter how much time we may spend buried in their pussies. I think that probably only confuses the fucking issue actually. I will say this though, dealing with one woman in power can work just fine. But for some reason 2 women in power WILL NOT FUCKING GET ALONG and the hapless guy in the middle (in this case me) gets played like a chess pawn between them every second of every working day.
I've decided that this historically may descend from the whole Queen Elizabeth I vs. Mary Queen of Scots thing. Businessman in England will actually warn you about this all the time. Those pussies were just not going to play nice, no matter what. Elizabeth either never got laid or may even have been a man (they're conjecturing now) WTF? And Mary, even though she got laid apparently never got laid VERY WELL. How can you OWN your own country and not even manage to get royally fucked??? But anyway my new boss is a 62 year old guy with nearly 40 years of experience who's already about ready to adopt me. Yeah, much nicer definitely.
Ok, so I posted (on my Tumblr) the one close-up photo I managed to take (wish there were more) of my lady friend's pussy right after I took off her panties and pushed her legs back. I actually wanted a souvenir as fucked up as that sounds. At first she was EXTREMELY opposed to the idea, and it took about 15 minutes of me going on and on about how beautiful it was, how turned on I was by it -blah, blah, blah. Still no go. Finally I had to undress for her (I'll usually eat the babe out pretty seriously first before fully undressing myself-that keeps the focus on HER). Once she started getting a glimpse of what I was offering in full frontal glory her demeanor changed rather drastically.
I have to admit the photo of her pussy does look pretty damn good. And she had some pretty nice melons as well. But in truth her body was just really beginning to collapse on her. I'm sure she was really stunning in her time, but man time can be a bitch - no question. She had put some kind of ointment in her pussy to make it really moist and smell great. But if anything it seemed to have the opposite effect on both counts. Fortunately she seemed pretty impatient to play with my (by then) fully hard cook and experience having me inside her. That's where it got a little weird as I really had to let her order me around and be sure to respond to a name that wasn't my own. But I think I handled it pretty well.
Once I got inside her though the tables turned dramatically I feel. Her pussy had both dried and tightened due to that weird gluppy shit she put in there. But my cock was fuckhard and practically dripping in precum like always so she got ONE HELL OF A STUD FUCKING at least in the beginning. In spite of me trying to break the fucking bed at times she still wouldn't cumm and didn't start until sometime during the second hour (with ALOT of rest breaks). She was dying to have me cumm in her. And while I normally would never consider that if the lady hasn't cumm first, since I was providing a service I had to relent. It was shortly after my rather vocal orgasm inside her that she started finally cumming herself, and pretty ridiculously.
We had agreed I'd keep pumping her with no post ejaculation stops, and even though I'd been pretty fucking nervous about being able to manage that (since I'd almost never done it before) turns out I was just fine. I came in her three times total and then put a final 4th load all over the top of her pussy and lower stomach. I was indeed surprised as hell to discover that my orgasms actually felt MORE INTENSE as the night went on. Why the fuck hadn't anybody ever mentioned that to me before? GOD DAMMIT.
I clocked in some serious fucking, but being worried about having to release 4 times I'm pretty sure I was still subconsciously "holding back" a bit. She definitely took a lot more of my cock than most, but for some reason even then I held back my full length and no I certainly didn't "bottom out" as they say. In fact I doubt she got much more than 8 inches of me (which considering my thickness is still PLENTY OF MEAT). I'm not sure why not. Maybe its an emotional thing of not allowing me to give my "full self" to some female I don't have a real personal attraction to. Really fucking weird. Her pussy just gave out towards the end though and it was really hard to maintain the friction enough for my last climax which was certainly a new experience for me. But then cumming that much in and on the SAME pussy was also pretty new.
She actually wanted to suck on my cock some after I'd finished -and very nearly killed me in the process. I think she was trying to suck another load out of me -but I just wasn't about to let that fucking happen. I wouldn't have let a vestal virgin attempt that by then.
As far as the "Damn that's really huge man" remark, I ended up sleeping most of the day that Sunday. But towards late afternoon I really needed a run and especially a good swim BAD. I knew that they were doing some repairs on the track at my fitness place so took an extra long run through the city to get there. By the time I get to my locker I'm sweaty and can't wait to dive in the pool (which is always like 50 degrees for some damn reason but that doesn't bother me in the least).
As I've reported countless times in blogs before-- my cock (for at least a day) after a good fuck gets REALLY FUCKING SWOLLEN and stays that way. Which means that when I pull everything off standing at my locker and am totally nude for a minute before slipping on my (2) swimsuits I'm not even really paying attention and fail to notice that yeah -it's hanging FUCKING HUGE. Fortunately the redness has gone away (and that always goes away pretty quickly) but my cock is causing quite a big fucking state of excitement throughout the place. So for the one guy near me who chuckles (to hide his embarrassment maybe) but is definitely he-man enough to ask- I replied that I'd fucked a new girlfriend all night on Saturday and that caused it to look a little bigger.
I'm still worried I may need to change my fine gym though at this point. Yeah, I made a lot of new friends during my swim workout.
