Is their anything hotter than waking up with a huge boner and just knowing you're going to jerk yourself silly before even waking up properly? (Yeah, I know the business of emptying your bladder should be first on your to-do list, but there's no reason why you can't stay hard while pissing - or at least working your cock over to get it back to that deliciously hard man meat state once you're finished.) What I like about that early morning wank is the urgency that goes with it. It's never a slow jerk, more like an urgent need to satisfy yourself. I find that the first orgasm of the day is an intense one. It sets you up for the day in no uncertain terms. And if you're addicted to beating off like me, you know this first frantic wank will probably be repeated at least once during the course of the day.