So I finally went to my office' on Monday, my official first day at work. Since I'm self-employed I've been doing some background work at home, but now I have to make myself present to my contractors and subs.
Gary is one of my project managers and makes no secret of his homosexuality. He's also one of the only employees that I can be absolutely sure he is 100% honest with me in just about any matter - professional or personal.
And he pulled no punches when I walked in the door with my new slimmer bustline.
He immediately shrieked at said "Girl, you just raised your IQ by 100 points! Now, if you dye your hair you'll add another 50!"
I thought I'd die laughing when he said it. He always said that I could hypnotize the construction guys with my boobs and blonde hair, and of course, all of them initially think I'm dumb because nobody with blonde hair and big boobs can have anything going on in her brain.
So Gary thinks I've lost a strategic advantage. We'll see how long the cotton-top can hold sway.
Gary is one of my project managers and makes no secret of his homosexuality. He's also one of the only employees that I can be absolutely sure he is 100% honest with me in just about any matter - professional or personal.
And he pulled no punches when I walked in the door with my new slimmer bustline.
He immediately shrieked at said "Girl, you just raised your IQ by 100 points! Now, if you dye your hair you'll add another 50!"
I thought I'd die laughing when he said it. He always said that I could hypnotize the construction guys with my boobs and blonde hair, and of course, all of them initially think I'm dumb because nobody with blonde hair and big boobs can have anything going on in her brain.
So Gary thinks I've lost a strategic advantage. We'll see how long the cotton-top can hold sway.
