Found a Condom Wrapper in the Yard Again

For the second time, I found a condom wrapper in the yard. A found another one a few years ago. It's the way the wind blows and gathers leaves and trash in places. I wouldn't want the neighbors to think I was fucking in the back yard. It's not that kind of town. Maybe someone fucking in the car and threw the wrapper out the window. The first one was a glow-in-the-dark novelty condom. I threw the one today away without looking at the label much. It was a Skyn brand. I checked later online, and based on the color it was original, not elite large. At least it wasn't snug fit. But still could have knocked on my door and had a Magnum man who services men and women. 6.5" of girth at my thickest. That's a fucking novelty right there.