Franchising your big dick

Would it be possible to franchise big dicks?

That is a question that has been running through my mind this morning. I need to come up with a new business scheme so I can finally move out of my mom's utility room. Is dick franchising the scheme?

Here is how I'm thinking it will work. First, we make a mold of a big dick. Then we use that mold to create a strap on. Now, instead of selling the strap on in stores, we're rent out a location and hire actors to wear the strap on. The actors will of course resemble the guy with the big, divine dick. Customers will come in and get a chance to fuck/play with the big dick for a hefty price.

So, here is an example. Let's use Mandingo. We make a strap on, a very advanced almost indistinguishable from the real thing strap on, and hire a Mandingo look a like to wear it. While at work this guy takes on the name and personality of Mandingo so customers can fulfill their fantasy if having sex with Mandingo. I think after ten years we could have over 10000 franchises. A Mandingo might be on every corner.

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yes, it is possible to open a brothel šŸ˜‚
It would be more than a brothel, though. I'm talking about the experience of being with a particular person. I want to give customers the experience of being with Mandingo. When you go to McDonalds, you know what you're in for no matter which one you go to. I want to bring that experience to sex act. Is that possible?
 

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