Ok --so if you need some indication or proof that things don't always go "Fantasy Island" well for me all the time--- today would be a perfect example of a real SNAFU. After making plans to stay another night (changing my flight and arranging for an additional day off at work) -solely for the intended pleasure of getting to know REALLY INTIMATELY the hot and adventurous Honeymooning couple staying here at the hotel -THAT'S NOW ALL BEEN SHOT TO HELL! Not only did they get into some sort of wicked fight but they're already gone! They checked out of the place about 3 hours ago while I was out having dinner back at the one classy restaurant in the county (meaning they know what a Pelligrino actually is). I got all this (and reports of the fight as well) from the hotel attendant on duty (I actually haven't seen the Mint Julip guy all weekend). Yeah, you said it big time FUCK ME. Actually this calls for an extra special-MOTHER FUCK ME!
I can't help but feel kind of foolish at the moment. At first I was in disbelief, then I got pretty fuck mad, and now I'm back to foolish. I also worry that maybe I should feel guilty -since maybe my presence (or the plans involving me) in some way started or caused the whole thing. But hey, they left, they're gone and my only real problem left is that I really have to cum (and preferably deep inside a pussy) soon. If you've seen my Tumblr pics then you know what a 4 week plus buildup looks like. My balls are definitely party sized.
Fortunately one look down at my phone, and the 38 messages or texts that had all been left on it since last night have awarded me with a pretty obvious solution. The word has clearly and pretty quickly gotten around about what transpired on the upper floor of a certain Sorority house last night. Judging from the sheer number of messages I've received and the fact that my contact info was NOT to be given out to anyone not authorized to have it (like 2 people) I'm gathering the reports must have been good. damn good.
Most of the messages are actually texts, and I've been looking through them. I've just started to ask for some photos (and I think you know the kind I mean --but I also want face shots too). I fully expect to be headed back to campus (still 25 minutes away) in about an hours time. I'll have to drive myself -but know my way around now. This visit will need to be just as secretive as before. I just know from experience with Sororities that sometimes that's just not friggin possible. It needs to be secret though because this girl (whoever she ends up being) is getting a fuck to tell her great grand-kids about tonight. I mean it. I'm not messing around, and she'll get the very best of me. If she doesn't know what a real multiple orgasm is, I expect she will before its over.
UPDATED: Hey, it certainly feels fucking FANTASTIC to be back home and in civilization once again! Yeah, I know there are probably plenty of people that would disagree with my assessment of New York City as being civilized, but then they've probably never elected to spend a weekend in Mississippi. Do we really need to keep all of these States at this point? FUCK. And speaking of that -- I've answered some inquiries in the comments below. I'm just going to have a quick dinner (thank god my fav. deli delivers to me this late) and will probably go to bed soon -- Yeah JPM in all its glory (my work buddies, Mad-men clone wannabes, power women and over inquisitive A-Gay mafiosi) in the morning. But please if you have a good question for me --comment below and unless your a complete asshole I'll post it with an answer (if I can). That's better than a pm --since many people have the same questions sometimes
I can't help but feel kind of foolish at the moment. At first I was in disbelief, then I got pretty fuck mad, and now I'm back to foolish. I also worry that maybe I should feel guilty -since maybe my presence (or the plans involving me) in some way started or caused the whole thing. But hey, they left, they're gone and my only real problem left is that I really have to cum (and preferably deep inside a pussy) soon. If you've seen my Tumblr pics then you know what a 4 week plus buildup looks like. My balls are definitely party sized.
Fortunately one look down at my phone, and the 38 messages or texts that had all been left on it since last night have awarded me with a pretty obvious solution. The word has clearly and pretty quickly gotten around about what transpired on the upper floor of a certain Sorority house last night. Judging from the sheer number of messages I've received and the fact that my contact info was NOT to be given out to anyone not authorized to have it (like 2 people) I'm gathering the reports must have been good. damn good.
Most of the messages are actually texts, and I've been looking through them. I've just started to ask for some photos (and I think you know the kind I mean --but I also want face shots too). I fully expect to be headed back to campus (still 25 minutes away) in about an hours time. I'll have to drive myself -but know my way around now. This visit will need to be just as secretive as before. I just know from experience with Sororities that sometimes that's just not friggin possible. It needs to be secret though because this girl (whoever she ends up being) is getting a fuck to tell her great grand-kids about tonight. I mean it. I'm not messing around, and she'll get the very best of me. If she doesn't know what a real multiple orgasm is, I expect she will before its over.
UPDATED: Hey, it certainly feels fucking FANTASTIC to be back home and in civilization once again! Yeah, I know there are probably plenty of people that would disagree with my assessment of New York City as being civilized, but then they've probably never elected to spend a weekend in Mississippi. Do we really need to keep all of these States at this point? FUCK. And speaking of that -- I've answered some inquiries in the comments below. I'm just going to have a quick dinner (thank god my fav. deli delivers to me this late) and will probably go to bed soon -- Yeah JPM in all its glory (my work buddies, Mad-men clone wannabes, power women and over inquisitive A-Gay mafiosi) in the morning. But please if you have a good question for me --comment below and unless your a complete asshole I'll post it with an answer (if I can). That's better than a pm --since many people have the same questions sometimes
