In the Age of Covid, Self Pleasure Rules (The New Fuck Machine)

So yesterday I received the new Fuck Machine, sorry, I mean the HiSmith Premium Sex Machine. The differences between the machine (I'll call BadMachine) that I just returned and this new one are like night and day. This machine is super sweet! First off, it was super easy to put together. BadMachine came with some instructions that were completely written in German. I couldn't figure out the stand on the BadMachine, the pictures in the German book were cropped off and never showed the stand. I finally found a picture on the internet so I could figure out how to put the stand together. The stand for HiSmith is pretty simple and easy to understand. But I must take away points on the HiSmith, the ONLY problem I had last night was the stand. The legs kept moving while I was using the machine and I would have to stop, move the machine and start again. I eventually just stopped using the machine. I did find a few people on the internet that recommend placing 10 pound vinyl covered hand weights over the legs to hold them in place. I do have a few of these weights, I need to find them an try them out.

After the BadMachine not having any power or thrust, that was the very first thing I tried on the HiSmith. And it definitely has power! Once I figure out the leg/stand situation, I will really enjoy the more powerful machine. And the thrust distance is awesome. It is super easy to change the distance, I believe the range is 1.5" to 6". I tried about 3" and 6" last night. It is very nice to have options.

The best part of the HiSmith is the controllers. It comes with a wired controller that is super easy to use. It has a simple on/off switch and a knob to control the speed. The machine also comes with a wireless handheld remote that is very small, about the size of a automobile key fob. I didn't try this remote, I was too busy trying out the phone app and never bothered to get a battery for the wireless remote.

The best part is the phone app. The app controls the machine through bluetooth. You can control the speed of the machine with a simple finger swipe or you can use the numerous preprogrammed patterns. Some of the patterns were designed by the company but the rest were programmed by other customers. And lastly, there is an online message board for other HiSmith users that you can message and even give them the option to control your machine. I haven't figured out that part yet, but it looks very promising.

The HiSmith comes with a carrying case that holds the machine, the stand and has some extra room for other items. I did buy a few extra pieces that connect with the super easy connector. I got the disk so you can use a dildo with a suction cup base. I got an extra vacu-lock plug that fits most of my dildos. And I got a heavy machine spring that gives the dildo a little bit more flexibility. They also sell many other options, dildos, a vibrator/masturbator holder, etc. So far I have been super pleased with the machine and once I get the stand/legs figured out, it will be lots of fun.

I did buy my machine directly from the company. It was shipped from China and took a few extra days because it got held up in customs. But it took a little over a week to arrive, so the wait wasn't bad. I have seen that you can buy the machines and accessories on Amazon. I didn't see that until after I had already bought the machine. I will definitely buy the accessories from there.

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