I've kept my gloryhole setup for many months, but as much as I want to use it, I rarely invite anybody over. I did have a night of fun last month when I invited the 2 guys from Reddit over. The one I really liked; we are still talking but we have not met again. The other one keeps messaging me, but I soon realized he was a guy I had over before. While he was okay, I think we both had a good time, I am a little annoyed with him because he 1) asked me to do something I told him I do not like to do (rim him) and 2) he catfished me with a new profile/email address so he could come over again. His mistake was he asked me from the second profile/email address if I would rim him, even after I told him the first time that was not my thing, and it really turns me off that he asked me that. (For the record, I will rim sometimes, but it must be somebody I know VERY well, that I completely trust, and I know they are 1000% super clean.)
I had my first vaccination shot a few weeks ago and I got next weekend for my 2nd shot. But there is still so much to do before I can feel safe having guys over again. So twice a week for the last month, I have been having long sessions with my toy collection.
A typical play session begins with cleaning out. I will then get the sling setup, pick up the toys to use and get the fuck machine ready. Since I discovered that I could mount the fuck machine to the top of the coffee table and it is the perfect height for the sling. I will talk a little more about this later. But I will start the session with the smaller Cyborg dildo that I got from Fort Troff. I love the Cyborg dildos; they have a huge diamond shaped head on them. The smaller one (which isn't that small) used to take a lot of work to be able to take it. But now this is the one I start with to open me up. It takes little effort and I really enjoy the feeling of that big head opening me up. When my hole does open up, the feeling of that big head working the hole back and forth is incredible. This has become one of my favorite toys.
I will then use the one I call Big Boy. On Amazon, it was called simply Hung 12.5", but I love to call it Big Boy. There are a few pictures of it in the Toy album in my photos, it is labeled Hung 12.5". Amazon does have a great selection of dildos, but it is tough to know the exact size (they are not all measured the same) and the quality of the material that was used to make the toy. I did buy one that was super questionable. I did try to use it once, but it was very soft and difficult to use by myself. I set it to the side and a few days later I noticed the material had gotten sticky. I had cleaned the lube off after I used it the first time but the toy itself was always sticky after that, almost gummy. No way that was going inside me. I eventually ended up throwing the toy away. So, while they are cheaper on Amazon, you do get what you pay for.
Big Boy used to be the big toy I would end the night with. But I am now able to take it with no problems. Last weekend, I was able to get it all the way in, with the balls hitting my hole, and ride it comfortably. I even turned the fuck machine on and let it fuck me. I kept the machine on a lower speed, which does not use as much force. When the machine would pull the toy back, I would push off a little bit in the sling. I never pulled completely off the toy, but I would pull most of the way off. And then with the sling sliding me back on the full length of the dildo while the machine pushed it back into me, I would once again get all the way down to the balls of the dildo. I had gotten it all the way in before, but never have I gotten fucked balls deep on it.
Usually, the next toy I play with is the fisting toy. It is not long, but it is in the shape of a hand that the fingers are cupped together to try and fist a hole. The first few times I played with this toy, I thought there was no way I would ever be able to take this. The biggest problem is the hardness of the toy, it is solid, not soft at all. The fingertips often poke inside where they do not need to be poking. You really must work at this toy to get it into the first and second holes properly. The second problem is the thickness around the knuckle area when you do get it going the right direction. It is very thick there, and I am guessing it is the shape of that area that makes it tough for me to take. But I have been working on taking the toy, and once I get it in, I will slowly fuck myself by pulling just the knuckle area out and then pushing it back in. I do this slowly, letting my hole get used to the big size. Once I can take it easily, I will slowly turn the machine on and let it stretch that hole over and over. I never let the machine go too fast, I am always afraid it will come out a little bit too much and when it tries to go back in the fingertips will start poking in the wrong place again.
By this time, I am normally able to take the big Cyborg toy. This toy I must really work on taking the big head. The smaller Cyborg toy used to be like that for me, but now I can take it with no problems. So, I know the bigger Cyborg toy is just a matter of time before it will go in a lot easier. Usually, I need to grab the base of the toy and push it in while I try to push down with my ass. The head on this is so massive, it will take some time and effort to get it in. But once I get to that point where the thickest part is in, the head tapers in and the middle part is much narrower, so my hole will just suck it right in. I am usually able to take this one, but there have been a few times that I gave up because my hole just wasn't going to open up for it. If I do get the toy in me, I am able to take most of the toy with maybe 1" or 2" left. It goes nicely into the second hole and by now, it is stretched open. I can feel when it reaches that point. It feels amazing. At this point, I can let the fuck machine go, but if I let the machine start to pull the massive head back out, I must be careful. The feeling is so intense, I might not get it back in. So usually, I will just fuck myself without pulling the head out. Sometimes I can work the head in and out and get used to the size, but eventually it becomes too much to take. I have to be careful about that part.
And lastly, I will work on my newest toy. It is the Jay XLarge dildo from Hung System Toys that I got from 665 Leather. This is similar to Big Boy, in fact, I think it is Big Boy on steroids. It is a bit longer and a bit thicker. I bought this when I ordered a new Fuck Machine from 665. After I got the Fuck Machine, there was a lot of things that I did not like about the machine, I was very disappointed. I only tried it one time and knew immediately this machine was not what I wanted. Sadly, it was not very cheap. So, I wrote 665 and they let me return the machine. But I ordered the Jay XLarge dildo to use with the machine. The only issue I really have with the dildo, the piece on the fuck machine that holds the dildo is much bigger than the other fuck machine. The Hung System Toys have bigger holes on the bottom of the toys for the fuck machine. I can easily put the Jay XLarge dildo on my other Fuck Machine and it goes on with no effort and it comes right off with not effort. The hole is just a little bit too big. But other than that, I love trying out the new Jay XLarge. So far, I can only get most of the head inside my hole. I need to train a little bit more, working on taking the thicker head. If I place the dildo on the table sticking straight up, I can lower myself and get about 4 to 6 inches inside of me. But the thickness is too much, and I cannot hold it there for very long. So right now, the Jay XLarge dildo is going to be great in the near future, I just need to stretch a little bit more to be able to take it. Hopefully soon I will be able to get fucked by it while I'm in the sling. That will be lots of fun!
I did order a new Fuck Machine, this time the HiSmith Premium Sex Machine. I was on another website and somebody asked who made the best Fuck Machine. A guy highly recommended this machine, so I checked it out. You can vary the length of the stroke, keeping it shorter (I think the shortest stroke was 1.5") or expanding the length of the stroke up to 6". It also has a bit more powerful motor, so it will have more strength. (These were both real problems with the second machine that I returned.) Lastly, it comes with the wired remote, but it also can hook up to your cell phone/tablet through bluetooth to be used that way. And it comes with 8 different patterns, so it does not have to be a continuous in and out. The machine is supposed to arrive today, so I will have to leave a review soon.
Lastly, my poor coffee table. I just bought this coffee table at the end of 2020. It is nothing special, one of those cheaper tables that comes in a kit, open the box, take everything out of the box and put it together. I liked this one was because the wood is stained a dark gray color, it matches the bookcases in the room. The top also lifts up and goes back, so it becomes a table when you are sitting on the couch. It works great for eating dinner or when I am putting together a Lego set (an expensive and guilty pleasure of mine). Last weekend, when I put the original fuck machine on the table, I noticed that one of the coffee table legs is coming loose. Poor table, I have had it maybe 4 months and thanks to the use and abuse from the fuck machine it is already coming apart. I now need to fix the coffee table leg, but I also need to figure out a base for the Fuck Machine. So, when I try out the new machine, I will figure out an easier way to secure the machine. Such major problems for a guy who just wants to get fucked by big objects!
I had my first vaccination shot a few weeks ago and I got next weekend for my 2nd shot. But there is still so much to do before I can feel safe having guys over again. So twice a week for the last month, I have been having long sessions with my toy collection.
A typical play session begins with cleaning out. I will then get the sling setup, pick up the toys to use and get the fuck machine ready. Since I discovered that I could mount the fuck machine to the top of the coffee table and it is the perfect height for the sling. I will talk a little more about this later. But I will start the session with the smaller Cyborg dildo that I got from Fort Troff. I love the Cyborg dildos; they have a huge diamond shaped head on them. The smaller one (which isn't that small) used to take a lot of work to be able to take it. But now this is the one I start with to open me up. It takes little effort and I really enjoy the feeling of that big head opening me up. When my hole does open up, the feeling of that big head working the hole back and forth is incredible. This has become one of my favorite toys.
I will then use the one I call Big Boy. On Amazon, it was called simply Hung 12.5", but I love to call it Big Boy. There are a few pictures of it in the Toy album in my photos, it is labeled Hung 12.5". Amazon does have a great selection of dildos, but it is tough to know the exact size (they are not all measured the same) and the quality of the material that was used to make the toy. I did buy one that was super questionable. I did try to use it once, but it was very soft and difficult to use by myself. I set it to the side and a few days later I noticed the material had gotten sticky. I had cleaned the lube off after I used it the first time but the toy itself was always sticky after that, almost gummy. No way that was going inside me. I eventually ended up throwing the toy away. So, while they are cheaper on Amazon, you do get what you pay for.
Big Boy used to be the big toy I would end the night with. But I am now able to take it with no problems. Last weekend, I was able to get it all the way in, with the balls hitting my hole, and ride it comfortably. I even turned the fuck machine on and let it fuck me. I kept the machine on a lower speed, which does not use as much force. When the machine would pull the toy back, I would push off a little bit in the sling. I never pulled completely off the toy, but I would pull most of the way off. And then with the sling sliding me back on the full length of the dildo while the machine pushed it back into me, I would once again get all the way down to the balls of the dildo. I had gotten it all the way in before, but never have I gotten fucked balls deep on it.
Usually, the next toy I play with is the fisting toy. It is not long, but it is in the shape of a hand that the fingers are cupped together to try and fist a hole. The first few times I played with this toy, I thought there was no way I would ever be able to take this. The biggest problem is the hardness of the toy, it is solid, not soft at all. The fingertips often poke inside where they do not need to be poking. You really must work at this toy to get it into the first and second holes properly. The second problem is the thickness around the knuckle area when you do get it going the right direction. It is very thick there, and I am guessing it is the shape of that area that makes it tough for me to take. But I have been working on taking the toy, and once I get it in, I will slowly fuck myself by pulling just the knuckle area out and then pushing it back in. I do this slowly, letting my hole get used to the big size. Once I can take it easily, I will slowly turn the machine on and let it stretch that hole over and over. I never let the machine go too fast, I am always afraid it will come out a little bit too much and when it tries to go back in the fingertips will start poking in the wrong place again.
By this time, I am normally able to take the big Cyborg toy. This toy I must really work on taking the big head. The smaller Cyborg toy used to be like that for me, but now I can take it with no problems. So, I know the bigger Cyborg toy is just a matter of time before it will go in a lot easier. Usually, I need to grab the base of the toy and push it in while I try to push down with my ass. The head on this is so massive, it will take some time and effort to get it in. But once I get to that point where the thickest part is in, the head tapers in and the middle part is much narrower, so my hole will just suck it right in. I am usually able to take this one, but there have been a few times that I gave up because my hole just wasn't going to open up for it. If I do get the toy in me, I am able to take most of the toy with maybe 1" or 2" left. It goes nicely into the second hole and by now, it is stretched open. I can feel when it reaches that point. It feels amazing. At this point, I can let the fuck machine go, but if I let the machine start to pull the massive head back out, I must be careful. The feeling is so intense, I might not get it back in. So usually, I will just fuck myself without pulling the head out. Sometimes I can work the head in and out and get used to the size, but eventually it becomes too much to take. I have to be careful about that part.
And lastly, I will work on my newest toy. It is the Jay XLarge dildo from Hung System Toys that I got from 665 Leather. This is similar to Big Boy, in fact, I think it is Big Boy on steroids. It is a bit longer and a bit thicker. I bought this when I ordered a new Fuck Machine from 665. After I got the Fuck Machine, there was a lot of things that I did not like about the machine, I was very disappointed. I only tried it one time and knew immediately this machine was not what I wanted. Sadly, it was not very cheap. So, I wrote 665 and they let me return the machine. But I ordered the Jay XLarge dildo to use with the machine. The only issue I really have with the dildo, the piece on the fuck machine that holds the dildo is much bigger than the other fuck machine. The Hung System Toys have bigger holes on the bottom of the toys for the fuck machine. I can easily put the Jay XLarge dildo on my other Fuck Machine and it goes on with no effort and it comes right off with not effort. The hole is just a little bit too big. But other than that, I love trying out the new Jay XLarge. So far, I can only get most of the head inside my hole. I need to train a little bit more, working on taking the thicker head. If I place the dildo on the table sticking straight up, I can lower myself and get about 4 to 6 inches inside of me. But the thickness is too much, and I cannot hold it there for very long. So right now, the Jay XLarge dildo is going to be great in the near future, I just need to stretch a little bit more to be able to take it. Hopefully soon I will be able to get fucked by it while I'm in the sling. That will be lots of fun!
I did order a new Fuck Machine, this time the HiSmith Premium Sex Machine. I was on another website and somebody asked who made the best Fuck Machine. A guy highly recommended this machine, so I checked it out. You can vary the length of the stroke, keeping it shorter (I think the shortest stroke was 1.5") or expanding the length of the stroke up to 6". It also has a bit more powerful motor, so it will have more strength. (These were both real problems with the second machine that I returned.) Lastly, it comes with the wired remote, but it also can hook up to your cell phone/tablet through bluetooth to be used that way. And it comes with 8 different patterns, so it does not have to be a continuous in and out. The machine is supposed to arrive today, so I will have to leave a review soon.
Lastly, my poor coffee table. I just bought this coffee table at the end of 2020. It is nothing special, one of those cheaper tables that comes in a kit, open the box, take everything out of the box and put it together. I liked this one was because the wood is stained a dark gray color, it matches the bookcases in the room. The top also lifts up and goes back, so it becomes a table when you are sitting on the couch. It works great for eating dinner or when I am putting together a Lego set (an expensive and guilty pleasure of mine). Last weekend, when I put the original fuck machine on the table, I noticed that one of the coffee table legs is coming loose. Poor table, I have had it maybe 4 months and thanks to the use and abuse from the fuck machine it is already coming apart. I now need to fix the coffee table leg, but I also need to figure out a base for the Fuck Machine. So, when I try out the new machine, I will figure out an easier way to secure the machine. Such major problems for a guy who just wants to get fucked by big objects!
