My take on Oscar Nite Fashion abt 2-3 weeks late!!!

Hiya,

So I was just sitting here flicking through my latest copy of 'More'....British weekly girls fashion mag and I thought sod it,

I'll give my take on what I thought of the Oscar stuff as its the first time I've seen the outfits, so I never got round to replying to NJ's properly before......

So here goes...

and just going by who is in my magazine so it may be a bit limited....

1. Vanessa Hudgens- High School Musical

I think she looked rather gorgeous in her strapless black fishtail dress, adorned with flowers at the bust and reminds me of a young Catherine Zeta Jones.

2. Jennifer Anniston

I agree with the pyschologist from more mag, the shimmering gold dress she wore conflicted with her body language, she looks to hunched and doesn't look confident enough to pull it off!! A shame cos she is gorgeous!! Think her hair would have looked better up and she should have put some bling on!!

3. Angelina Jolie

Looked incredibly f**kin boring!!!!
In her plain black dress with its heart shape bust...hair scraped back, makeup looks minimal...for such a stunning lookin woman....NO EFFORT!! Crap!!

4. Kate Winslet

I love her as an actress but jesus!! she looks like somebodies Mum here, floorlegnth shapeless grey satin sack!!
Borin,borin,borin!! How can they get it soooo wrong???

5 Penelope Cruz

Wore what looks like either a cream or pale gold number. Very fairytale, but not too much I don't think. I love the detail on the dress. to me this is what an oscar outfit should look like 'beautiful and glamourous.'

6 Reese Witherspoon

Is one of my fave actresses!! But not sure about this get up!! :smile:

As usual she looks really pretty, with regards to her hair and make up, but the dress colours are a bit dark, with a bit too much going on....and for someone who still looks so young why make yourself look older??

7 Kate Boswath

Looks like she has been wrapped in tin foil and has no figure to put in that dress anyway..."eat a fuckin pie or two woman!!!"

8 Victoria Beckham

Another one who needs to visit the pie and mash shop and fast....WAY too thin.
Dress incredibly borin, but IF she had more to put in it it may have looked better on her!??

9 Paris 'cant fuckin stand her' Hilton

Actually looks rather lovely and sophisticated here....I HATE to say it, cos I really don't like her, but she does look nice...and thats a good haircut!!

10 Jessica Alba

How can such a gorgeous girl where anything so boring??? Nuff said.

11. Eva Longoria

Looks wicked here!! I love this black satin trouser suit with the flaired bottoms, it fits her figure lovely and she looks very sophisticated. Really class!!

So to summarise..I am liking Eva's, Penelope's and Paris's outfits the best....

I also like the colour of Dita Von Teese's neon yellow dress, as I like it when people are quite daring....

I would love to here peoples thoughts and views if people are interested in discussing /commenting....

Oh and here is a link to More magagzine...

www.moremagazine.co.uk


Ambs.

xx

Comments

Cheers,

I just hate it when they don't eat!!! christ u'd never see me with an eating disorder...pass the chips!!! x
 
I think Jennifer Aniston looks a bit manly TBH. I like curvy girls and girls who don't have a face like a slapped arse :p

Reese Witherspoon's head is too big for her body and OMG Paris Hilton...she has the weirdest face. Its flat and a really strange shape. Like a broken piece of slate. See below:

http://www.answersincreation.org/curriculum/geology/images/SlateUSGOV.jpg

Also I heard Angelina Jolie kissed her brother? And that's why they don't speak? It was on an episode of Family Guy.

You should post the 'Advice columns'. I like reading about people's affairs and things.
 
Sexycock,

sweetheart....

Jennifer Anniston's personality in friends as Rachel is sooo much like mine in real ife...and sorry have u seen the pearshape/hourglass figure she got goin on??? there is NO WAY she aint sexy!!!

Reese Witherspoon I'm sorry her face is gorgeous...and she is WAY more intelligent then u would take her for??? And my God the girl has ambition...

Advice columns...U've lost me sweetie...can u elaborate??? XX
 

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