OH Christ, I had just assumed this site was gone forever. UPGRADED into oblivion. But obviously not. The power and force of the LARGE PENIS is just too massive and essential for sustaining life. Anyway dudes, babes and others --I need to plow the puss very soon. And now have a premium opportunity once again to do just that (several times over in fact), so I thought I might as well warn you in advance. Just in case anyone still gives a rat's ass. Given the pretty ridiculous number of messages I've been getting over the course of the last few weeks it seems like maybe some people are at least f-ing curious.
Well to help answer a lot of questions all at once my life has been boring as FUCK due to the plague. Me and most of my buddies all work mainly from our offices at home, which we've each tried to make as offensively absurd as possible. Just imagine James Bond stuck working in equities and you're half-way there. Were allowed to visit our actual offices downtown no more than once a week. If we have a lot of serious friggin work to do we'll go in and work after hours. This has obviously put a serious god damn dent in our (let's face it) pretty privileged social life, which is about 60% of the reason why some of these guys put up with the job in the first place.
I was fine with visiting most of my gyms until Omicron hit. Now I've installed weights and a lot of other equipment in the spare bedroom. I've arranged to use the pool in the building here after midnight, which is practically my favorite time to swim anyway. I seriously don't have any problems going to bed at 2:00 a.m., waking up at 7:30 and being completely alert at 8:00 a.m. It’s in my Frat DNA I think. I'm also now able to go for a good run most every day, and in fact just got back from one. Don't worry I just got out of a near scalding hot shower and am sitting here typing fully nude. I like to let my cock and balls hang down and "air dry" out. The less my balls have to be contained in anything the better. And when they've gotten this big and full they always tend to be a bit "angry" after a really long cold run. Most people would likely consider 27 degrees Fahrenheit just TOO COLD for a run. But then most people are PUSSIES. And not the plump, ripe, fresh, juicy kind either.
So, about those full balls. The last time I "shot the sheriff" was on Dec. 10 as part of a special Christmas Party cam show. This ended up being for a surprisingly large group of Sorority babes. I still (much to my joy and sometimes astonishment) have "Legacy fan clubs" at 7 different campuses across the country. At one time it was almost 30! Most of these houses will have at least one Senior member who themselves "definitely got more than 8 inches" as I remember one girl remarking afterwards. Or they still have someone who had an older roommate or best friend who did a "Pussy Roulette". Well, the Christmas Party "cam show" ended up being VERY messy. On top of getting my visibly trembling abdomen and chest covered in CUM I managed to shoot a BIG glop of baby maker mayo in my left eye as well. For some reason girls tend to find that really hot (or at least say that do) even though I always end up feeling like a damn MORON. And of course, as anyone knows, it does sting like a motherfuck. To say the cam show ended with a shower show (and those things are a BITCH to bring off successfully) should be a given.
I'd promised the girls I would consider the possibility of a classic in person "Pussy Roulette" visit to their campus on their return for the Winter Semester. It will have been at least more than 2 years since I've had the opportunity. So, to say this return could be epic might be an understatement. I've been constantly monitoring the campuses for any updates to the Covid restrictions and right now we're looking pretty good. Visitors will be allowed on campus. You just must wear a mask at all times. NO PROBLEM. I'd love nothing better than to be fucking these girls wearing nothing but a full leather head mask and a wrist watch! (the really expensive one given to me by my admiring studly male coworker).
I'd like to keep everything about the possible location of the campus a secret for now, since actually I've been dealing with babes from 2 different campuses (one NW and one NE from here). About the only thing these campuses have in common (other than hungry cock deprived eager beavers) is they both start classes on Monday. So, the girls are moving back in this weekend and therefore next weekend will be PARTY TIME! Let’s just hope this happens. Seriously. I just added the days up AGAIN from Dec. 10th (my last release) and its indeed ball shuddering. Not that I haven't been through this plenty of times before. It’s the way I like it. The problems are always around the 3-week mark. If you can make it past then - you're good. Or at least I'm usually good. Trust me, the payoff is worth it. Half the time she's stunned and numbed by the time you're done. And the second and third releases are EVEN BETTER. Besides, I haven't been inside an actual PUSSY since early last summer, before I left for Shanghai. JESUS, I almost can't even believe I admitted that.
Ok, I think my way too heavy balls and python are finally dry now. JESUS, sometime all I can say is "Thanks Dad!"
Well to help answer a lot of questions all at once my life has been boring as FUCK due to the plague. Me and most of my buddies all work mainly from our offices at home, which we've each tried to make as offensively absurd as possible. Just imagine James Bond stuck working in equities and you're half-way there. Were allowed to visit our actual offices downtown no more than once a week. If we have a lot of serious friggin work to do we'll go in and work after hours. This has obviously put a serious god damn dent in our (let's face it) pretty privileged social life, which is about 60% of the reason why some of these guys put up with the job in the first place.
I was fine with visiting most of my gyms until Omicron hit. Now I've installed weights and a lot of other equipment in the spare bedroom. I've arranged to use the pool in the building here after midnight, which is practically my favorite time to swim anyway. I seriously don't have any problems going to bed at 2:00 a.m., waking up at 7:30 and being completely alert at 8:00 a.m. It’s in my Frat DNA I think. I'm also now able to go for a good run most every day, and in fact just got back from one. Don't worry I just got out of a near scalding hot shower and am sitting here typing fully nude. I like to let my cock and balls hang down and "air dry" out. The less my balls have to be contained in anything the better. And when they've gotten this big and full they always tend to be a bit "angry" after a really long cold run. Most people would likely consider 27 degrees Fahrenheit just TOO COLD for a run. But then most people are PUSSIES. And not the plump, ripe, fresh, juicy kind either.
So, about those full balls. The last time I "shot the sheriff" was on Dec. 10 as part of a special Christmas Party cam show. This ended up being for a surprisingly large group of Sorority babes. I still (much to my joy and sometimes astonishment) have "Legacy fan clubs" at 7 different campuses across the country. At one time it was almost 30! Most of these houses will have at least one Senior member who themselves "definitely got more than 8 inches" as I remember one girl remarking afterwards. Or they still have someone who had an older roommate or best friend who did a "Pussy Roulette". Well, the Christmas Party "cam show" ended up being VERY messy. On top of getting my visibly trembling abdomen and chest covered in CUM I managed to shoot a BIG glop of baby maker mayo in my left eye as well. For some reason girls tend to find that really hot (or at least say that do) even though I always end up feeling like a damn MORON. And of course, as anyone knows, it does sting like a motherfuck. To say the cam show ended with a shower show (and those things are a BITCH to bring off successfully) should be a given.
I'd promised the girls I would consider the possibility of a classic in person "Pussy Roulette" visit to their campus on their return for the Winter Semester. It will have been at least more than 2 years since I've had the opportunity. So, to say this return could be epic might be an understatement. I've been constantly monitoring the campuses for any updates to the Covid restrictions and right now we're looking pretty good. Visitors will be allowed on campus. You just must wear a mask at all times. NO PROBLEM. I'd love nothing better than to be fucking these girls wearing nothing but a full leather head mask and a wrist watch! (the really expensive one given to me by my admiring studly male coworker).
I'd like to keep everything about the possible location of the campus a secret for now, since actually I've been dealing with babes from 2 different campuses (one NW and one NE from here). About the only thing these campuses have in common (other than hungry cock deprived eager beavers) is they both start classes on Monday. So, the girls are moving back in this weekend and therefore next weekend will be PARTY TIME! Let’s just hope this happens. Seriously. I just added the days up AGAIN from Dec. 10th (my last release) and its indeed ball shuddering. Not that I haven't been through this plenty of times before. It’s the way I like it. The problems are always around the 3-week mark. If you can make it past then - you're good. Or at least I'm usually good. Trust me, the payoff is worth it. Half the time she's stunned and numbed by the time you're done. And the second and third releases are EVEN BETTER. Besides, I haven't been inside an actual PUSSY since early last summer, before I left for Shanghai. JESUS, I almost can't even believe I admitted that.
Ok, I think my way too heavy balls and python are finally dry now. JESUS, sometime all I can say is "Thanks Dad!"