Speaking of airport security

I was flying from LA to St Louis. It was on early morning flight, and I partied the night before. I forgot to take off my metal cock ring. Well, you know, the metal detetor went off, and a security guy asked me if I forgot to remove any metal objects. I then remembered the cock ring. I told the guy about the ring. He took me aside and escorted me to a room. I stripped off my clothes at his command. There I was, hard on and cock ring only. He asked me to take off the ring. I said that was impossible with a hard on. He smiled and left the room. After jacking off, my cock went down. I removed the ring, dressed, and call the security guy. He came in laughing, and said about a dozen other security people saw me through the one-way mirror. He then released me and said, nice show.