Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Webster: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
njqt466: Not sure probably going to my cousins house who chain smokes so I can have an asthma attack.
Webster: That sucks, but also good that your going to family
njqt466: It's already a nightmare!
Webster: Why?
njqt466: my cousin Verna Mae came down from Philly, she was supposed to stay with cousin Pam who is her niece. Pam is also hosting T-Day. She got there and had a massive asthma attack and ended up having to go to my cousin Denise's house.
njqt466: Pam and her beau chain smoke hence the asthma attack. So now Verna Mae can't eat there and she is staying with us because we're the only ones with an extra room.
Webster: What happened to Denise?
njqt466 : So now mom, dad, and Verna Mae are staying home tomorrow and mom is cooking a normal, but small thanksgiving day meal. She is sending me to the ashtray house to represent the family and so that apparently I too can have an asthma attack. :irked:
njqt466: Nothing happened to Denise she doesn't have a spare bedroom
Webster: Ah
Webster: Well that does sound awful
njqt466 : My mom is an awesome cook I'd rather stay home
Webster: Is the lady a good cook.
njqt466: My cousin Pam? No, she is a recovering alcoholic druggy who has been out of work for 18 months due to depression. Her mother Veronica came down from Philly to cook.
Webster: That sounds disasterous
njqt466: Veronica is a decent cook.
njqt466: But the whole thing is gonna be like a laurel and hardy sketch without the funny stuff
Webster: So a fat drunk and skinny bore running around spilling stuff?
njqt466: No one is fat, the recovering alcoholic druggy is a stick. Barely 100 lbs.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Webster: How was thanksgiving?
njqt466: Acceptable
Webster: I guess that's the best you can hope for
njqt466: I got food poisoning and spent last night and half today pooping. Couldn't even go shopping with my mom today
Webster: Aww
njqt466: Mom didn't get sick cause she didnt go.
njqt466: On the bright side I RULE at Scattergories!
Webster: Nice
njqt466: My cousin Shauntay is a VERY competitive control freak
Webster: Shauntay?
njqt466: She kept googling my words cause she had never heard of them before.
njqt466: She's from the ghetto.
Webster: That explains it
njqt466: I started to tell her if she hadn't gotten pregnant at 16 and gone to college like I did she might have a bigger vocabulary. But I bit my tongue.
Webster: lol
njqt466: Bitch! LOL Mess with me.
hrmmphh. :irked: I am not used to people doubting my knowledge at games like that. I am a a child of the 70's and I love schlock TV, I have 3 degrees; I am a font of useless knowledge and odd words. 