Yes! A rough day!
Ever have one of them days that you're sitting at work and your crotch just starts twitching and you know that you're up shit creek because you can't do anything about it?
Of course, I know that it's happened to people, it's happened to me and if it's happened to me that means it happens to others as I am not the type of guy who is lucky enough to have an experience that someone else hasn't already had!
So as I was sitting at my desk, working my redneck tail off one of my co-workers enters my office wearing a cute dress and her perfume just overwhelms my senses and I immediately think to myself; "Why the hell is it in our dress code that we have to tuck our shirts in?!" Yes, it was horrid, I've never even found the lady to be overly attractive but there was something about her today else I just really needed to beat off which I wouldn't think to be the case since I did that before I left the house.
Then! After she left my office one of my male coworkers came in and said "Wow, Mrs. X just left out of here didn't she?", I replied "Yeah, she did", and his next comment shocked the hell out of me because he said; "If I weren't gay I'd do her".
My mouth dropped and hit the floor, I've worked with him for over four years, have known him since I was kid, he grew up right down the road from me in a small community of about 400 people, yeah, we've met! And I had no idea that he was gay. That made my crotch twitch more because I remember the good ole days in the showers before I knew I had a bisexual bone in my body and he at that time had an amazing body and a nice fat hog hanging.
So yeah, today was rough.
Ever have one of them days that you're sitting at work and your crotch just starts twitching and you know that you're up shit creek because you can't do anything about it?
Of course, I know that it's happened to people, it's happened to me and if it's happened to me that means it happens to others as I am not the type of guy who is lucky enough to have an experience that someone else hasn't already had!
So as I was sitting at my desk, working my redneck tail off one of my co-workers enters my office wearing a cute dress and her perfume just overwhelms my senses and I immediately think to myself; "Why the hell is it in our dress code that we have to tuck our shirts in?!" Yes, it was horrid, I've never even found the lady to be overly attractive but there was something about her today else I just really needed to beat off which I wouldn't think to be the case since I did that before I left the house.
Then! After she left my office one of my male coworkers came in and said "Wow, Mrs. X just left out of here didn't she?", I replied "Yeah, she did", and his next comment shocked the hell out of me because he said; "If I weren't gay I'd do her".
My mouth dropped and hit the floor, I've worked with him for over four years, have known him since I was kid, he grew up right down the road from me in a small community of about 400 people, yeah, we've met! And I had no idea that he was gay. That made my crotch twitch more because I remember the good ole days in the showers before I knew I had a bisexual bone in my body and he at that time had an amazing body and a nice fat hog hanging.
So yeah, today was rough.
