political

Not to admire. To ROAST!!! *Phyllis Diller Voice* If Matt Gaetz gets any more filling, he'll have to identify as a Donut. The only Party HE'LL be attending will involve Cops and Coffee! And who did his eyebrows, anyway? Vincent Price?! He looks like someone just told him the McRib isn't coming...

I’ve been living over in the states for 5 years and was shocked when I found out that not all their politicians look like boiled ham stuffed into dunnes suits. Looks like this is still the case in Eire but I’d love to be proven wrong. So lads, is there any sexy Irish politicians??

There are many ways to get ahead in politics, but I bet you didn’t realise one of them was to take a few bare-bottom spankings. It happened to me one summer in the 1980s when I was an Intern for, well actually I don’t want to tell you his real name. If I did, you’d know who he was right away...