would you rather

Hi. Thought this game could be quite fun. So rather than the normal this celeb or that celeb? it would be like two situations involving celebs of your choice. For example: would you rather have ….. spit in your mouth? or …. give you a golden shower? make it kinky, make it fun… the tougher...

Answer which scenario you would rather do, then give two scenarios that rhyme with one another. Your new scenarios do not have to rhyme with the previous poster's rhyme. Here, I'll start: Would you rather, Eat one rat or Always have to wear a tin-foil hat?