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So two men are out camping in the woods.
After they set up camp and tent, one man disappears behind a tree to relieve himself.
He reappears all panicked and frantic and says, " A rattlesnake just bit me on the penis!!"
The other man reassures him, " Don't worry, I'll call my doctor!"
Which he does.
"Doctor, my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake!"
"It's OK; all you have to do is suck out the poison."
He hangs up and turns to his friend who asks," What did the doctor say?
What did he say??"
"The doctor says you're gonna die!"
Moral of this story is,
Sometimes camping can suck.
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After they set up camp and tent, one man disappears behind a tree to relieve himself.
He reappears all panicked and frantic and says, " A rattlesnake just bit me on the penis!!"
The other man reassures him, " Don't worry, I'll call my doctor!"
Which he does.
"Doctor, my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake!"
"It's OK; all you have to do is suck out the poison."
He hangs up and turns to his friend who asks," What did the doctor say?
What did he say??"
"The doctor says you're gonna die!"
Moral of this story is,
Sometimes camping can suck.
*************************************
I have a parameter for this;
Please only responde with LIKE OR DISLIKE.
You won't hurt my feelings if you don't like it.
No personal experiences.
So- did you like it?