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And outlines it-
"Seeking a man who won't-
Beat me up,
Run away,
And is great in bed!"
Times goes by and date after date does not satisfy her requirements, one way or the other.
Until one day, her doorbell rings.
Curious, she goes and opens it to find herself in front of a man with no arms or legs.
"Uh, can I help you?" She asks inquisitive.
"Yeah! My name's Dave and I'm here answering your ad for a date and lover!"
"OK, the woman replies, but what makes you think you are the one I'm looking for?
"Well, the man started, " I've no arms so I can't beat you up even though I wouldn't if I did"
The woman paused, noting that.
"And I've got no legs so I can't run away either" he continued. Taking that also into consideration, the woman asked," OK, but what makes you think you can be a great lover?"
Grinning, the man simply said, "How do think I rang the doorbell?"
What'd you think?
*** Please note***
Like or dislike, funny or not funny are the only replies I am interested in.
You won't hurt my feelings if you don't like or found it not funny.
No personal experiences or follow up jokes, as they will be reported.
"Seeking a man who won't-
Beat me up,
Run away,
And is great in bed!"
Times goes by and date after date does not satisfy her requirements, one way or the other.
Until one day, her doorbell rings.
Curious, she goes and opens it to find herself in front of a man with no arms or legs.
"Uh, can I help you?" She asks inquisitive.
"Yeah! My name's Dave and I'm here answering your ad for a date and lover!"
"OK, the woman replies, but what makes you think you are the one I'm looking for?
"Well, the man started, " I've no arms so I can't beat you up even though I wouldn't if I did"
The woman paused, noting that.
"And I've got no legs so I can't run away either" he continued. Taking that also into consideration, the woman asked," OK, but what makes you think you can be a great lover?"
Grinning, the man simply said, "How do think I rang the doorbell?"
What'd you think?
*** Please note***
Like or dislike, funny or not funny are the only replies I am interested in.
You won't hurt my feelings if you don't like or found it not funny.
No personal experiences or follow up jokes, as they will be reported.
