I may have posted this before, but truly one of my faves was about ten years ago in a Home Depot. So its and August Saturday morning about 9am, place is full of straight guys with honey-do lists for the weekend. I'm just enjoying the sights of the guys in shorts and wife beaters, going up and down the aisles looking for possible freeballers and hope of good vpl

I walk by the end of an aisle spotting a 35ish guy with white basketball shorts at the other end with his three screaming kids, thinking white might provide a nice vpl I hurry up to the next aisle and plan to meet him walking down head-on. As I start up the aisle he is already about 30 feet in from the other end, I'm trying to get my focus on his crotch region as he's studying the different switches and outlets in the electrical stuff. He is stopped so I slow my pace way down, suddenly his kids come screaming around the corner behind him, little girl about 5 or 6 running toward the father with two brothers chasing her. He recognizes his own childrens' screaming, puts the switches into his cart and steps away about the time the girl makes contact grabbing him, she falls forward with her hands locked onto his basketballs shorts. The shorts come all the way down to the floor along with her, he stumbles trying not to step on her and half steps out of the baggy shorts, and there was a moment of panic on his face as he tried to decide if it was more important to check on her or pull up his shorts. As he was wearing no underwear and therefore his ass and all his business was totally on display, he opted for clumsily trying to get the shorts pulled back up, lol. He was a pretty average looking guy, real thick bush showing under his t-shirt and a long swinging cock bobbing around as he fumbled to get his shorts up.....sort of along these lines of this guy
He snatched those kids up and left the store so quick I didn't get a chance to inquire if everyone was all right