Any Other Big Cum Shooters In Here?

[Supersoak]

Hey. So you straight dudes...question? Do any of you shoot a lot of cum and far? Like laying down or sitting up shoot to your face and over your head? I can. I give myself facials....it gets messy...pm me for vids. Post your vids or pics here.

 

[Supersoak]

Here is one of my massive cum shooting vids...
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[Mike hung]

Sure but I'm not into giving myself facials that's just gross bruh.

 

[lovinglife]

I shoot pretty hard but try to avoid giving myself facials. It has definitely happened on occasion accidentally but usually if I am sitting down it'll go over my shoulder instead. I mostly cum onto a big bath towel while standing up now to avoid the risk of it happening lol

EDIT: Here's a video. Somebody said the thuds sound like somebody knocking on a door they were so loud lol
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[longstroke7]

I shoot pretty hard but try to avoid giving myself facials. It has definitely happened on occasion accidentally but usually if I am sitting down it'll go over my shoulder instead. I mostly cum onto a big bath towel while standing up now to avoid the risk of it happening lol

EDIT: Here's a video. Somebody said the thuds sound like somebody knocking on a door they were so loud lol

I dunno how you guys stay silent while pumping out a big load. When I cum hard like that I'm yelling bro.

 

[lovinglife]

I dunno how you guys stay silent while pumping out a big load. When I cum hard like that I'm yelling bro.

Years of practice. I'm a bit more vocal when I am with a person though.

 

[hlariv]

I can if I haven't cum in a day or two (but it's rare for me to go that long lol). One time, after a few days "saving up", I got a happy ending after a massage, and I spurted over my head, in her hair, over her shoulder, etc.

 

[cofrader]

Careful that how a good rohirim archer lost perspective.

No need for videos I belive you my question would be what for?

 

[deleted814719]

Unfortunately, I'm no longer a "shooter" but instead a "dribbler". Sadly, at 66, my shooting days are long over. Now, my first "shot" is perhaps a 1/2" spurt and thereafter, just pulsing flows from my cockhead.

 

[MrHrafn]

I can do pretty well over head and soak a towel, but once while high on a pychoactive plant shot way over my head at least six feet. Although i was tripping i had not lost my grip on reality yet the whole trip was a sexual mind bender and i layed back and shot it out wow

 

[SamMann75]

I knew my wife's exboyfriend had huge loads based on how much cum leaked out of her after he fucked her, but my wife always is to talk about how powerful his orgasms were more then about the volume.

So one time I'm sitting against the head board and she's between my legs her head on my lap and he's fucking her hard and grunted I heard you were curious about my load. He rammed his cock in her a half dozen or so more times then suddenly pulled out and grabbed his cock. Kneeling between her legs he came. I was shocked at how hard his first three large spurts hit my face and his fourth hit my chest before two more covered my wife's breasts before he stuffed his cock back into my wife and started pounding her deep again.

 

[5514231]

I regularly shoot over my head

 

[Gj816]

I'm a shooter, but not into giving myself facials if I can hello it. There's usually a big mess to clean up afterwards.

 

[6inchcock]

Excuse me sir but I believe you may have taken a wrong turn in the adult video store....sorry I was being mean again it happens from time to time.

Serious questions require a serious answer so forthwith my response to the silly Straight Dick question of the day:

I prefer to aim at low flying aircraft if at possible

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Wrong sub-forum to post pics or think guys will request them (the "straight" in "straight man" should have gave it away). But just to show I'm not willing to give you credit for (lamely) trying...here's a consolation video for you:

 

[Invizable]

Yes I do

 

[6inchcock]

Wrong sub-forum to post pics or think guys will request them (the "straight" in "straight man" should have gave it away). But just to show I'm not willing to give you credit for (lamely) trying...here's a consolation video for you:

I was stunt dick for that scene...just saying

 

[deleted741646]

I dunno how you guys stay silent while pumping out a big load. When I cum hard like that I'm yelling bro.

the "i'm yelling bro" made me laugh ass off haha I feel you bro. I might be quiet but there's a chance im Tarzan'in that load out too.

 

[deleted741646]

I always shoot a good ass amount and if I edge then I can shoot what to me feels like a bucket of fucking cum. I've shot my own face a few times laying on my back which is my usual position when jerking and if im standing I can get some good ass distance especially if it's been a few days of not spraying any cum at all. Once I shot my own fucking eye out and have no idea how the rest of the nut went because I'm pretty sure I blacked out haha.

 

[deleted741646]

I always shoot a good ass amount and if I edge then I can shoot what to me feels like a bucket of fucking cum. I've shot my own face a few times laying on my back which is my usual position when jerking and if im standing I can get some good ass distance especially if it's been a few days of not spraying any cum at all. Once I shot my own fucking eye out and have no idea how the rest of the nut went because I'm pretty sure I blacked out haha.

and when I woke up from that blackout, there was a note next to me that read "Spiderman was here." Luckily Im doing ok bros haha