Arnold Palmer Giant dong?

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That man is such a liar, nothing he says can be relied on, and in any case he only drops hints.

Does anyone have authentic information from other sources - ideally first hand? All the photos I have seen indicate nothing special.
 
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Trump is so fucking weird. In context, this legit may be the outright "weirdest" thing he has ever said, and that is saying something considering his "I just grabbed by the pussy" and "the wettest hurricane ever, in terms of....water". 🤣

Palmer was very fit when he was young, and had great flexibility, but no way of knowing his cock size with those 60s golf pants
 
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I know Donald Trump is an avid golfer, but he may have completely screwed-up a funny locker room joke.

Back in the day when Venice beach was synonymous to muscle beach, Arnold Schwarzenegger reigned supreme. Perhaps because of his impressively muscular build a myth-- false if you've seen Arnold's photos-- surrounded what he may be packing. Schwarzenegger himself welcomed the whispered suspicions around Hollywood surrounding his genitals and did nothing to counter their veracity.

Cut to October 2024. Donald Trump, who has been been tirelessly campaigning for POTUS, may have scrambled the two "Arnolds" in his head-- which brings-up another question? Did old time PGA players take showers in the locker rooms at Augusta National, Riviera or Pebble Beach? I've always seen videos of them getting into their courtesy cars and driving away.
 
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That man is such a liar, nothing he says can be relied on, and in any case he only drops hints.

Does anyone have authentic information from other sources - ideally first hand? All the photos I have seen indicate nothing special.
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why would he lie about this? seems bizarre.

It seems like a funny joke, especially if true.
 
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I mean, anything bigger than Trump’s size would make him think men were hung. Especially when a pornstar knows what big is and stated Trump was small, he’s clearly self conscious with penis envy.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
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"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
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"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
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"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
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