Being Corrected In Penisville

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We've all been there. Someone asks a question, you give your genuine reply, and the thread starter either "corrects" you or calls you a liar. Even if they don't come out and say "you're lying" the way they dismiss your response or keep asking the same question in different ways communicates that they either don't believe you or weren't looking for a sincere reply to begin with.

What do you say to those people?
 
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Usually "go back to arguing about porn star dick size" or "you can calm down - I don't need anyone to pick me (and you really don't need to work that hard to get picked)"

Or I have tons of fun with their "scientific" studies :blush:

P.s. I love you
 

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Rando: You're lying or don't fully understand the subtleties or nuances that make me "right"

ML: I said what I said with my whole chest. You might wanna research the subtleties or nuances so you understand why I think you are a dick.

I will fight you!!!
 

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My message to those who refuse to accept a woman's truth as an individual human being:

GO FUCK YOURSELF. No lube. You can't even spit on it. Call it a dry-rub. Like a rack of fuckin ribs. I hope a bone-shard pokes it.
 

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I've noticed it's not always the men who try to correct women but a very small handful of women that do it too.

As for what I would tell them I'd have to pick go fuck yourself with a very large prickly phallic shaped cactus
Cholla dildoes?
 

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As for what I would tell them I'd have to pick go fuck yourself with a very large prickly phallic shaped cactus

This for both the men and women is a very good come back, and I've got a baby barrel cactus that would make a good item. Not too phallic, but she'll still teach you a lesson. I picked her up at the store because she had a chunk of neighbour succulent in her spikes. Bitch be evil, I love it.

Legitimately though,
I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of my opinion. Their feelings on my legitimacy means absolutely nothing to me. Not believing what I have to say means nothing to me.

I'm not here to lie. I have zero reason to bullshit anyone. If you think I would waste my time on this site of all sites stroking already WAAAAAY over-inflated egos, then you need your head checked. I speak my truth, my experience. Nothing more and nothing less.

Don't waste your time trying to tell me I'm wrong based on my personal experiences. It just makes you look like an asshole with the aforementioned swollen ego and a clear delusion of self.
 

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It's always obvious when someone is determined to get specific answers and won't believe anything said other than those particular narratives anyway.. so it's not just not being believed that makes me roll my eyes.

So my question to those people: why did you even ask? If you were gonna dismiss honesty anyway why don't you just lie to yourself and believe whatever the fuck you want? There's no reason to answer a question that was never asked with sincerity in the first place. And why would you waste your own time knowing going into it *As You're Typing The Question* that you're only going to believe what you want to hear anyway? It's just confusing as fuck.
 

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Those lil nuggets are too precious, aren't they?

Those lil nuggets of complete bullshit that gets lectured at us by some random who can't help but try to educate our frail, incapable little female brains. Aren't they just precious?

I mean, how would I ever think to *avoid* getting pregnant without their knowledge being bestowed upon me so graciously? I had no idea I could just use a condom and never ever at all risk getting pregnant! : unamused:
 

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Thank goodness for Twitch streams :imp:;):rolleyes:

Twitch streams (depending on the streamer's credibility), books, university education, lived experience wisdom, etc, indeed. Mansplaining weirdos as we know tend to interact with others the way they do because they don't/never did take full advantage of such opportunities ^_^
 

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If it's someone I can learn from who does a good job of qualifying their points I'm usually up to the challenge of being "corrected", though in my experience there's also plenty of mansplainers, copers, ect out there to put up with.

You're ok with someone correcting your personal opinion and lived experience?
 

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Mansplaining weirdos as we know tend to interact with others the way they do because they don't/never did take full advantage of such opportunities ^_^

You 'splained plenty at me more than once now. Curious as to what it is about you that made you feel entitled to correct my opinion.

Maybe it was the way you "took advantage of such opportunities".. just a thought.

Sometimes people who think they're super informed are the ones who 'splain the most.