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Hi everyone. Im such a horny and dick obsessed bisexual guy. I just want to devote my life to wanking and porn. Hahaha! Well... Im not new here but I never been active until now. Im here in search for bros. Like deep and perverse bro connections.

Im going to fill in the QA-listed above:



1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft - avarage. Hard, normally 21 cm. But measured longer.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah I have. Berlin guys seem to pump constantly and therefor be very large.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
There is only pros. Large penises rules the world.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I absolutely cant go commando. I need something rather tight to hold it in place.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Larger than I am. The more dick = the more man.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Sure.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
22 cm.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Sure.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No ffs. Thats not sanitary!

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
On my balls, sure.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, don't we all?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
170 cm and 41 EU in shoes.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have a small body in average. Im short but well built, so, in my case its not true.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scandinavian and - I have no idea.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
YES.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No. Im swede and we are way to shy/discrete I suppose.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I´d absolutely love to.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
So hard. But almost everyone that I met was smaller than me hard.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Fuck for days? Wank for days.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Naah, Im a small guy in all other departments and chairs are generally quite deep for me. So, no.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah, sure. But normally I have tight sport boxers.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yeah, but they are tight and often break. I need to by the XL-variant to make it comfortable and more safe.
 
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Hi everyone. Im such a horny and dick obsessed bisexual guy. I just want to devote my life to wanking and porn. Hahaha! Well... Im not new here but I never been active until now. Im here in search for bros. Like deep and perverse bro connections.

May you find many horny, dick obsessed, porn fans to associate with. Welcome Horsedick123!:emoji_salad::emoji_sake::emoji_smile:
 
Hi everyone. Im such a horny and dick obsessed bisexual guy. I just want to devote my life to wanking and porn. Hahaha! Well... Im not new here but I never been active until now. Im here in search for bros. Like deep and perverse bro connections.

Im going to fill in the QA-listed above:



1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft - avarage. Hard, normally 21 cm. But measured longer.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah I have. Berlin guys seem to pump constantly and therefor be very large.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
There is only pros. Large penises rules the world.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I absolutely cant go commando. I need something rather tight to hold it in place.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Larger than I am. The more dick = the more man.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Sure.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
22 cm.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Sure.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No ffs. Thats not sanitary!

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
On my balls, sure.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, don't we all?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
170 cm and 41 EU in shoes.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have a small body in average. Im short but well built, so, in my case its not true.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scandinavian and - I have no idea.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
YES.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No. Im swede and we are way to shy/discrete I suppose.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I´d absolutely love to.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
So hard. But almost everyone that I met was smaller than me hard.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Fuck for days? Wank for days.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Naah, Im a small guy in all other departments and chairs are generally quite deep for me. So, no.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah, sure. But normally I have tight sport boxers.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yeah, but they are tight and often break. I need to by the XL-variant to make it comfortable and more safe.

This is possibly the best intro I've ever read here. Definitely the most detailed. I feel like I know you well already. Welcome!
 
Seems like a lot of people may be surprised with what you have considering you are not very tall at all. Glad you decided to be more active on the site :)
 
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Seems like a lot of people may be surprised with what you have considering you are not very tall at all. Glad you decided to be more active on the site :)
Wierd thing to say, but sure. ‍