biggest dick on the team

I've been playing basketball since I was a kid so I'm used to locker rooms and showering naked. I'm usually the biggest, with a couple of other mates that are similar to me. I'd say out of 15 people there are 2-3 very big, 2-3 big and the rest average or small. No hierarchy tho, usually only some jokes and stuff
 
I've been playing basketball since I was a kid so I'm used to locker rooms and showering naked. I'm usually the biggest, with a couple of other mates that are similar to me. I'd say out of 15 people there are 2-3 very big, 2-3 big and the rest average or small. No hierarchy tho, usually only some jokes and stuff
Nice! Remember any of the jokes?
 
When at a wrestling match in high school, I was a tad bit my weight, so I had to drop boxers. My shrunken barely 2 incher in the cold locker room was all on display. My Opponent was some country bred white dude with a giant bulge in his briefs. Needless to say, I felt a little down about it. I wish I could have had my normally bigger flaccid cock out. Anyone else average sized when erect (5.5 inches), but a tiny shrivel when it's cold?
 
We used to play 5-a-side football after work. Not everyone would shower afterwards, but of those that did, I clearly had the biggest (soft) dick.
At work they started calling me 'king dong', which I didn't object to, especially when women started asking where this new nickname came from.
 
This thread is hot. Making me think back to high school and wondering who on the football team had the biggest cock, or the biggest one in the whole school.
Football locker rooms and showers in high school were the best.
 
Huh. Have a bit of a different perspective here. Life long athlete, play hockey still, and definitely below average. Obviously the guys are right that nobody knows our exact sizes and there's no explicit hierarchy. But team captains aren't usually or always the best players. They're the guys who are the best leaders who the guys on the team respect. In my experience, captains have usually been guys with bigger meat (not always the biggest, but definitely large). The team just respects their ideas, they're usually decisive and confident, which I kinda associate with having a big one. It's definitely not like a porno where there's a size chart and we're all on it, but idk. It's not nothing. But that's just my experience.
I relate to this.
I swam and did some track and football. In the gym showers, guys definitely noticed penis size and often commented, by either teasing or making positive comments.
Mine is definitely below average size, and I was sometimes teased about it, and also by a couple of male roommates.