Biggest dick you have seen in real life

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Several years ago I was in a small nightclub that I went to often, it's slightly more than a bar. It was a slow night. I went into the men's room. There was no one there so I decided to go to a urinal. I more often use a toilet stall to prevent having the audience of 'looker's' I acquire when I step up to a urinal. As soon as I undid my pants I hear the door open. I looked over my shoulder and saw that the guy was walking toward the sinks, so I turned my head back to face the wall. Suddenly, the guy's standing next to me. He snuck (sneaked?) up on me. He was looking down at my penis and started babbling out, excitedly, about how he has a big penis, and everyone makes a big deal out of how big his penis is, and women say it's too big, and they turn him down for sex when they see how big it is, and he feels like a freak, and he never thought he would see or meet someone who had a penis that was bigger than his. He was amazed that he was looking at a penis bigger than his. Maybe he didn't realize that by referring to himself as a freak he was insinuating, and basically calling me a freak. Then he pulled open his jacket and started undoing his pants, but it wasn't to use the urinal next to mine, it was to show me his penis. He pulled it out, it was totally soft, flaccid, and held it cradled in his hand, it was about 9-10 inches, and as thick or slightly thicker than the proverbial coke can size that sometimes gets used when describing penis size. By then I was done using the urinal. I figured "What the heck", I'll let him get a closer look by turning to my left, to face him, and do a comparison. Let him compare what he calls his big "freak" sized penis to one even bigger (freakier?). Of course, right then is when the door comes flying open and four guys come rushing in, to find two over-endowed guys checking out each other's giant dick. Actually, I think they were his friends, and knew about him following me in there.



funny. nice job
 

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My neighbor was in an accident and his leg was broke so he's in a cast and is getting around on crutches. I was asked by his petite wife on a few occasions if I could come over and help him with things that she was too small to help him with. We're on good terms so she can call me anytime when she needs help. Her husband is a big guy in weight and height and his movement is very limited right now. Very nice older guy that is always jovial when he sees me so I am always willing to help where I can. Recently his wife called me from her job to ask me if I could take her husband to the bank so that he could do a withdrawal. No problem I took him and at some point on our way he told me he had to piss really badly and asked me if I could find an area for him to relieve himself. I didn't know where to stop and he could see I was getting nervous because he looked uncomfortable so he told me to pull over to the car wash that we were coming up to and he told me he would just pee there since there was nobody around and it was a private area. I had to come help him out of the car. He told me undo the button and unzip him and he'd do the rest. He asked me to just stay beside him because he wouldn't be long and then I could help him back into the passenger seat. He stood next to the open passenger door and pissed in the opposite direction from the car. I was close enough to see his thick 7 inch flaccid penis hanging over his blue plaid boxers which were tucked under his huge hairy balls. Once he was done he asked me to zip him and button him back up which I did and then proceeded to help him back into the car which was a task with him being so tall and my car being so low. We were back in the car and heading back to his house when he made a joke about having too many beers and having to have help pissing. I replied with a joke of my own and told him he could probably have a much easier time if next time he'd traveled with an empty bottle that he could just piss in without having to get out of the car. He thought that was a good idea so now when I have to take him somewhere he's got t his empty Gatorade bottle that he sits on the floor and he winks at me and tells me "just in case I have to go to the restroom again."

"Petite wife"....I am never surprised when a very petite lady has a very endowed husband/mate. Another example of the limerick I learned in my formative/growing up years from my very extremely endowed relatives..."Big woman, (meaning tall), Big hole, Small Woman (meaning short/petite) ALL HOLE."
 
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I walked in a YMCA in downtown London, England and there was a stock guy, middle eastern, sitting looking a people coming in the locker room. His cock was the thickest I've ever seen. I swear it looked like a 2 Liter cock bottle.
You mean the Tottenham Court Road YMCA near the The British Museum?
 

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I once met up with this guy in a park at night. When I reached into his pants I was blown away. Holy moly. I asked him how big and he said 9.5 inches. I think he was being modest. It was thick as a soda can and could appropriately be called his third leg. He’s now a gogo dancer around town and flaunts it in his tight underwear.
 

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I hooked up with a guy in Chicago years ago. He was at least 6ft3in tall, arm covered in beautiful tattoos and when I pulled his dick out, it was as thick as my wrist and about 9-10 inches. I THOUGHT I was a pro at taking a big dick until I met this guy. He stretched me out so much, it was so painful but slowly I got used to it and it felt unbelievably good. He moved to Los Angeles and I never saw him again. Pretty sure his name was Devon, I think about that dick... ALOT! Lol
 

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It doesn't look long because of the thickness.
There’s something about the way a thick head pops into your ass.
I used to meet one Turkish guy, so thick. Good length but not that big that way. But when I fucked me, i was filled right up. And every time his head went in it hooked onto my ass. Heaven
 

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I met a old guy 3 months ago and he was 7” and thick. It sure surprised me. He was 5’10 and about 300 lbs. I figured him for maybe 3-4 tops. He was on viagra and lasted a long time. I was hurting a little for a day or so
 

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The guy I'd like to be dating right now is 8 long by about 5 around, getting wider at the base. He's gone radio silent since almost 2 weeks ago, and the Ontario lockdown is still going on for another 2 weeks, so I'm hoping he'll try to communicate again. We had a good time when I came along shopping with him, and we swapped blowjobs (not to completion, though he was ready to cum at the end) in his car in the parking garage.

I regret not going further, he does too, He's said so.
 

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There’s something about the way a thick head pops into your ass.
I used to meet one Turkish guy, so thick. Good length but not that big that way. But when I fucked me, i was filled right up. And every time his head went in it hooked onto my ass. Heaven
YES! I used to have a fuck buddy that had a big dick, it was really thick but it had a HUGE head on it. That moment that the head of his dick would pop in was incredible. And then when he would pull it out, it was pulling against the hole and then it would pop out. I loved it!
 

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My best friends dick is the only one I’ve seen bigger than mine! In college we would fuck our girls in the same room, his dick has to be 9 inches minimum. Fucking huge.
Until I finally meet you dude. Your sexy as fuck and hung, but I'll be the second guy you lose to