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Oh god, please don't start this thread.

This guy has been discussed here more than 9/11 on CNN.

He is a man with a big dick (and even bigger streak of arrogance) who stumbled upon some luck in becoming famous on a documentary that supposedly showed his penis, when in fact all it showed was his flaccid penis. He has never shown any proof whatsoever of an erect measurement. From the tidbits floating around on the net, it clear he's large, but to presume he is the largest out there? When there are so many big dicked guys on the Internet that look every bit as large as him? Ludicrous.

I do not believe there is even an erect photo of him around.

If you wish to further pursue this topic, I'd contact the user "thirteenbyseven" on here.

Although a major size exaggerator himself, he has inside knowledge of the documentary that gave this Jonah bozo his mild fame.

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Well said, LDMR. You're correct, I've checked and there's no erect photo of him anywhere. The only thing we know about him is that his penis is at least 6" long. Any time someone posts only 'flaccid' photos, you're almost guaranteed that they're just a shower, and probably fairly erect in that photo (just still pointing down.)

He has this amazing strategy of accumulating 'proof', without every actually being measured or producing pictures of his erection:
1 - Go around telling everyone that you have the world's biggest dick
2 - Tell enough people and request enough interviews, and eventually get one (Rolling Stone)
3 - Continue to tell everyone, and now cite the magazine interview as proof of your measurements
4 - leverage that 'proof' in to a spot in a credible documentary
5 - cite that documentary as proof, go around telling everyone stories about your 'world's-biggest penis'
6 - Report made-up news stories about your enormous dick, get stories written about you in mainstream media
7 - Cite your magazine article, documentaries, and news agencies all saying you have the world's biggest dick as proof that you have the world's biggest dick.

This is all the proof one could hope for. That is, of course, aside from a simple photograph or a measurement by a trusted 3rd party.

source: I'm the world's tallest man.
 
I agree; let's not dredge up this guy again. (Love the 9/11 reference).

He isn't even handsome/cute, either.
 
ShannonH said:
Well said, LDMR. You're correct, I've checked and there's no erect photo of him anywhere. The only thing we know about him is that his penis is at least 6" long. Any time someone posts only 'flaccid' photos, you're almost guaranteed that they're just a shower, and probably fairly erect in that photo (just still pointing down.)

He has this amazing strategy of accumulating 'proof', without every actually being measured or producing pictures of his erection:
1 - Go around telling everyone that you have the world's biggest dick
2 - Tell enough people and request enough interviews, and eventually get one (Rolling Stone)
3 - Continue to tell everyone, and now cite the magazine interview as proof of your measurements
4 - leverage that 'proof' in to a spot in a credible documentary
5 - cite that documentary as proof, go around telling everyone stories about your 'world's-biggest penis'
6 - Report made-up news stories about your enormous dick, get stories written about you in mainstream media
7 - Cite your magazine article, documentaries, and news agencies all saying you have the world's biggest dick as proof that you have the world's biggest dick.

This is all the proof one could hope for. That is, of course, aside from a simple photograph or a measurement by a trusted 3rd party.

source: I'm the world's tallest man.
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You couldn't have nailed it better my friend.
 
But I think the real reason we all hate him is what someone mentioned above: he won't put his money where his mouth is. No ruler pictures, no erect pictures, nothing. Just an ugly man with an ugly flabby body and long flaccid dick that doesn't look any bigger than half the guys on this site. I think he's just a publicity whore.
 
He wants to be an actor! But doesn't want to do anything compromising to his career.

I saw him on the Daily Show and his acting skills sucks balls. But I have never met an actor that isn't willing to do anything compromising to get the job. Seem to me the good actor are willing to do almost anything that is legal. However his flaccid penis have been measure at 9 inches. There was another man who went on record of having the biggest penis at 13 inch. Makes me wonder why he didn't go on record to claim the title.

I have no doubt that he has a monster size penis, but I do wonder about his awkward limelight of himself, that was perpetuated by his 2 hour delay security issue in catching his plane at the airport.

However he does sound like a person that realistically would be the way he is because of his monster size penis. The thing he said that grab my attention was his fear of losing his job over his monster size penis. He talks about having to be careful to hide it. His flaccid size is still bigger than everyone else's hard. Revealing that in public, even accidentally can still cause a stir among women who find that behavior as unexceptionable.

That being said , I sure don't hate the guy! The title of having the biggest or thickest cock doesn't mean anything to me. If anything he hasn't yet to exploit his fame and just want to earn a living that isn't base on the size of his penis. Sound to me the opposite of a publicity whore. Most of us including myself post pic of their penis, that in nature is more of drawing attention to ourselves than what he has done.
 
LongDongMcRod said:
Oh god, please don't start this thread.

This guy has been discussed here more than 9/11 on CNN.
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LOL!

It's amazing how LPSG member continue to perpetuate the myth of, and publicity for Jonah Falcon, when it is some of the very members here that prove him to be nothing but a well hung con artist. Many LPSG members have larger dicks, with bone-pressed, measured pics.

And, believe me, if you see him on video, you will quickly lose interest.

A/B
 
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ThickoneSFO said:
I have seen him in person in my Hotel Room, it's true, He's Huge.
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Please don't be stupid. Did you put a ruler next to his bulge in your hotel room? If the answer is anything but "yes and it was 13.5 inches bone pressed along the top and I have a photo to prove it", then I suggest you can it.

So you think, just because he has a bulge (which he probably spends 2 hours on every morning trying to position so it looks as huge as possible, then the next hour deciphering which pair of thigh-strangling pants to waltz around Times Square in) that his penis is the BIGGEST & BADDEST tool on earth?

Please, guy.

I've seen enough of his flaccid videos and photos to know that yes, he's massive, but not big enough to the point where he can parade around, boasting it as the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Perhaps Mr. Falcon could be likened to Psy's now infamous hit single "Gangnam Style" - The media likes to hype it up, and sure it's fun to hear at first. But when push comes to shove, it won't be winning any Grammys (or Guiness plaques in Jonah's case), and no soul with at least two-thrids of a brain takes it seriously. And by the end, every time you encounter it, you simply roll your eyes.
 
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LongDongMcRod said:
Please don't be stupid. Did you put a ruler next to his bulge in your hotel room? If the answer is anything but "yes and it was 13.5 inches bone pressed along the top and I have a photo to prove it", then I suggest you can it.

So you think, just because he has a bulge (which he probably spends 2 hours on every morning trying to position so it looks as huge as possible, then the next hour deciphering which pair of thigh-strangling pants to waltz around Times Square in) that his penis is the BIGGEST & BADDEST tool on earth?

Please, guy.

I've seen enough of his flaccid videos and photos to know that yes, he's massive, but not big enough to the point where he can parade around, boasting it as the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Perhaps Mr. Falcon could be likened to Psy's now infamous hit single "Gangnam Style" - The media likes to hype it up, and sure it's fun to hear at first. But when push comes to shove, it won't be winning any Grammys (or Guiness plaques in Jonah's case), and no soul with at least two-thrids of a brain takes it seriously. And by the end, every time you encounter it, you simply roll your eyes.
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I'm really surprised that the issue of penis size has the constant ability to stir up as heated and, to me, irrational reactions as the one above. People are really, really hung up on penis size (pun intended).

I mean, you are probably right, but why do you care? And who cares? And why do you care to an extend that it seemingly really pisses you off and makes you feel the need to write long, angry posts on the freakin' Internet!?

If Jonah Falcon has the sad need to claim he has the largest penis in the world, then by god, let him have that. It really only prooves that he must be missing something in his life, and really, it is just sad.

People believing him is no worse than people devoting their time to reveal him as a fraud. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I really fail to see how Jonah Falcon is interesting either way...
 
Brisler said:
I'm really surprised that the issue of penis size has the constant ability to stir up as heated and, to me, irrational reactions as the one above. People are really, really hung up on penis size (pun intended).

I mean, you are probably right, but why do you care? And who cares? And why do you care to an extend that it seemingly really pisses you off and makes you feel the need to write long, angry posts on the freakin' Internet!?

If Jonah Falcon has the sad need to claim he has the largest penis in the world, then by god, let him have that. It really only prooves that he must be missing something in his life, and really, it is just sad.

People believing him is no worse than people devoting their time to reveal him as a fraud. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I really fail to see how Jonah Falcon is interesting either way...
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You make some good points. Although it only took me about 3 minutes to slap together that post, so it's not like my day is consumed making penis size posts.

I think people (like myself) get fed up with this pudgy penis perpetuator simply for the reason that he possesses the arrogance to make such a claim and feel no need to prove it.

There are videos, photos, clips, etc. on this site depicting hundreds of what most likely are some of the world's most hung men, and this guy feels he can just pronounce himself as bigger than all of them, without so much as an erect photo?

He's simply taken advantage of the ignorance on the issue of penis size in the general public (most likely because the subject is considered taboo) and as ShannonH pointed out, snowballed his claims over time to "verify" himself.

That's what rubs people the wrong way.
 
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