On a rainy night, you encounter Brandon in a nearly empty parking lot, looking like this.
He says he got mugged, losing his Gymshark hoodie, his wallet and his phone and his car keys.
What do you do?
(extra points awarded for the most salacious reply)
:yum
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On a rainy night, you encounter Brandon in a nearly empty parking lot, looking like this.
He says he got mugged, losing his Gymshark hoodie, his wallet and his phone and his car keys.
What do you do?
(extra points awarded for the most salacious reply)
:yum
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Hahaha... I don't know if my response to the sexy stage you set would be appropriate for more sensitive readers! How about a toned down version...

Obviously, we would start by doing a thorough inspection... everywhere... to make sure the muggers didn't injure him...

You have a suspicion that he might have intentionally put himself in this situation, as a randy expression washes over his face while you inspect every inch of his godlike body... and he clearly starts to get aroused.

He smiles gently, thanking you for the kindness you have shown him, and offers to make it up to you. He says he is willing to do ANYTHING to pay you back... he licks his lips and glances down at your crotch. He looks you in the eye, and says he'd even be willing to let you... well... he reaches around and squeezes his full ass... as long as you are gentle... he has never done this before...
 
Hahaha... I don't know if my response to the sexy stage you set would be appropriate for more sensitive readers! How about a toned down version...

Obviously, we would start by doing a thorough inspection... everywhere... to make sure the muggers didn't injure him...

You have a suspicion that he might have intentionally put himself in this situation, as a randy expression washes over his face while you inspect every inch of his godlike body... and he clearly starts to get aroused.

He smiles gently, thanking you for the kindness you have shown him, and offers to make it up to you. He says he is willing to do ANYTHING to pay you back... he licks his lips and glances down at your crotch. He looks you in the eye, and says he'd even be willing to let you... well... he reaches around and squeezes his full ass... as long as you are gentle... he has never done this before...
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