I bought the video last year knowing it would be a train wreck and it’s a glorious, awkward, narcissistic, stream of bullshit and hype. It’s a mess. For that, I wholeheartedly love the video. It’s not worth me uploading it so I’ll describe it in great detail instead.
Connor spends the entire video trying to convince the audience this is all above board, that he’s in it for the energy and nutrients, not the pleasure of drinking a beautiful man’s cum. Nicoli can’t believe his luck. He gets to cum into a chalice, have someone else drink it, and he gets to charge whatever he wants for the video.
The video that I bought on Nico’s page has three videos. Two videos about a minute long, that are a sort of preamble where Connor talks rapid fire bullshit about how semen “the divine protein shake” has testosterone, growth hormone, spermidine etc. and how it’s amazing for you (superhero energy!). The entire time, he’s wild eyed and smiling, trying to hype himself up. It’s like he’s on coke.
Nico is grinning from ear to ear exactly like he’s about to watch a gross out stunt from Jackass and goes “Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Of course. Exactly. Sure. Yeah,” as he nods along to Connor’s pseudoscientific and new age babble. He’s basically trying to control the urge to yell, “just shut the fuck up and drink the cum bro” but he knows that would risk derailing the unstable and manic mood that Connor is in.
The cum eating video is 14 mins long. 10 mins of Nico jerking off and 3 mins of stalling and pseudoscience with about 10 seconds of cum eating.
Nico lays on the hotel bed and watches porn. It’s a somewhat nice room, nicer than a Holiday Inn. On YouTube I believe they describe it as a spa hotel. So there was a small attempt at upping the production value. He strips off his underwear, gets hard, jerks off a bit, first laying down, then standing, then sitting on the edge of the bed before standing up to cum into the chalice. There are no cuts. You see the cum spurt into the chalice. He brings the chalice up to the camera and it looks like genuine cum. It’s pooled at the bottom and there is some splattered up the side, all the way to the rim. I include the description because people wonder if it’s switched out. It leaves the camera once or twice, but the same splatter pattern is visible later. I think it’s real.
Nico finishes swirling the cum for the camera and says, “alright, well now he’s gonna drink it, so…I’ll call Connor over…YO!!” Nico is giddy with excitement. It’s like a frat bro dared his buddy to eat all the old pieces of gum stuck under his desk for a six pack of beer. This is a fun, silly prank to him and his excitement is infectious.
Then Connor comes in and starts with his new age bullshit doing his best to kill the vibe. Nico is still naked, but soft. Connor is wearing board shorts. Connor looks at the cum, “oh shit, alright…” He seems genuinely surprised at the amount. “Alright…damn that’s a good amount too.” He peers into the depths of the chalice as if it’s a 50ft well. He grabs a fruit pouch and hands the glass back to Nico who has the presence of mind to hold the chalice up to the camera again. It is, indeed, the same load.
Connor pours the pouch of some red berry fruit mash into the chalice. He drones on about the special health benefits of the mash (wow it has fiber). The words float harmlessly past Nico who is buzzing with energy and grinning ear to ear. “Yeah, yeah, mmhmm. Sure.” He seems to be thinking, “oh shit o can’t believe he’s gonna fucking do it!”
Connor takes off his copper bracelet and describes how the bracelet has magical protective properties against EMS and “helps get the chi energy flowing a bit more” as Nico absentmindedly swirls the cum smoothie, happy as a clam. Connor mixes the smoothie with the copper bracelet. He’s certainly trying to stretch the moment, but he does scrape the cum that splattered high up on the glass. After all, it would be pretty gay if his lips touched the drop of unmixed cum on the rim of the chalice. As Connor mixes, Nico’s eyes are glued to the screen, watching the two of them on the bed.
“Alright, fuck…You guys ready for this” Connor asks, trying to hype himself up. “Oof I’m nervous…It’s gonna taste so good though…oh man…I almost feel ashamed at how good this is gonna taste [Nervous laughter]. I’m just, I’m just imagining all that energy seeping-through-my-body-it’s-gonna-make-me-a-superhuman-it’s-really-thick-too-hopefully-I-can-drink-all-this…Yeah. Yeah make sure I’m in the frame here.” Then Connor knocks back the cum smoothie. “It tastes wonderful.”
Nico grabs a water bottle for Connor to wash the remnants of the smoothie off the sides of the chalice. It’s pretty thick. “Every piece of the energy counts.”
Nico says, “and that’s it”. Then Connor spends the last minute of the video talking about energy and how special this gift was, and how the world will be a better place if people could realize the energy behind consuming cum. Thanks brother etc etc. Like and follow etc etc. Wow quite the experience. Yeah. Of course. sure. We hope you guys enjoyed. Peace.
So if you were curious, there it is. Nothing sexual happens between them at all. The vibe is a prank video blended with new age crystals and energy bullshit. Nico has a beautiful body, a nice cock, and is the only thing adding an element of fun to the whole thing. It’s absolutely not worth $40.
