Lol I can't imagine what it feels like to not have the dick hang down. Looks silly.
You are right it does look silly and its embarrassing but its also difficult having a dick that does not hang and most of the time it points straight out so people can see it in my pants and for me it does feel like im still a little boy with it expecially when i hold it and i just have to give it a little pinch like im being gentle