Cruising/Bars for Bears in Munich?

You're in luck, @daddyscocksucker! There's an association of bears in Munich that has its own clubhouse.

They're called the Münchner Löwen Club e.V. (Munich Lion's Club—the mascot of the city is a lion). Check out Gay-Content - MLC Münchner Löwen Club e.V. The website is only partially translated, but should give you enough info for for a visit.

The address is
Machtlfinger Straße 29
81379 München

(Reachable on the subway line U3. Near the zoo, appropriately!)

You need to carry ID unless you become a member first. Their annual cookout is the first weekend in August, according to the site. And they have a notorious day out at Oktoberfest every year, too.

The gayborhood is in a district called the Glockenbachviertel, where you'll find a sauna called the Deutsche Eiche (German Oak) that caters for most tastes. The Gay Men's Community Centre (Sub e.V. Sub - schwul, bisexuell, queer, gay, trans* in München) also has regular events.

And don't forget to do all the great touristy stuff, too. There's heaps to do.

Cheers/Prost!