Curved downward penis measurement

[Giuliaverdi0000]

Hi everyone. When you have a curved downward penis, how can you measure it? I mean, you could use a tape measure, but what’s the real length? The external one or the internal one? I mean, I think that all the penis could go in the pussy, so it should be fine measuring the external curve. Am I wrong?

 

[Jon1971]

My understanding is you measure along the top, no matter which way it curves.

 

[Panoptik]

My understanding is you measure along the top, no matter which way it curves.

Don’t you think that’s a little unfair? For the purpose of illustrating this, pretend you hold a curved banana at your crotch. You can hold it so it curves up or so it curves down. It’s the same banana but measuring it curving down will yield a longer measurement than measuring it curving up. For a curved dick, the right way to measure length should be to add the long side of the curve and the short side of the curve and divide by 2 to get the mean length.

 

[Giuliaverdi0000]

Don’t you think that’s a little unfair? For the purpose of illustrating this, pretend you hold a curved banana at your crotch. You can hold it so it curves up or so it curves down. It’s the same banana but measuring it curving down will yield a longer measurement than measuring it curving up. For a curved dick, the right way to measure length should be to add the long side of the curve and the short side of the curve and divide by 2 to get the mean length.

But the dick that goes in the pussy is the same length of the longest side. Or am I wrong?

 

[Jon1971]

You can only insert as far as where the top edge meets your pubis. Can't go any further.

 

[Giuliaverdi0000]

You can only insert as far as where the top edge meets your pubis. Can't go any further.

So it is the longest side that is gonna be considered as the real length?

 

[flynn]

So it is the longest side that is gonna be considered as the real length?

Interesting conversation. I think the correct way is to measure along the top. That does leave a man with a cock that curves up at a disadvantage when measuring.

 

[Panoptik]

You can only insert as far as where the top edge meets your pubis. Can't go any further.

Yes and I don’t see why the full curve wouldn’t be inside then whether or not it curves up or down? Obviously when I refer to the bottom curve, I mean that it’s measured from the same point parallel to the pubic bone where you begin measuring the upper curve. Again, imagine a curved banana or dildo, are you suggesting it can’t be fully inserted during penetration if holding it so it curves up?

 

[Panoptik]

Interesting conversation. I think the correct way is to measure along the top. That does leave a man with a cock that curves up at a disadvantage when measuring.

But if you invert the curve on that same dick the dick would still be exactly the same size but by your method the length would be longer. It doesn’t make sense.

 

[tumblrman]

 

[coolestguy]

Can you bend it to make it straight, then measure it?

 

[UncutGarr]

I also had that doubt. Before I measured with a ruler and a measuring tape, the difference was always minimal. Using the ruler I tried to straighten the curve as closely as possible, although difficult. With the measuring tape it was easier and always measured from the top.