Describe how it personally feels to be "full" ("filled up") and stretched by girth?

I can tell when you lot have national holidays.

The already woeful standard of newly created threads drops to an even lower level.
 
Um, full?

I don't know what to tell you dude. Can you describe what it feels like to evacuate your bowels with a fairly large load? (I mean, please don't, but could you?). It just feels full. Stretchy? A little good? A little sore?