dildo around the house

[NaddyX]

too tight to spend money on a real dildo, so what can I find around the house to use on my new fwb since my dick won't get hard enuf to fuck her which I think she really wants...Help!!! veggie? bottle? fruit?

 

[NaddyX]

well, shit! No help here

 

[chrisrobin]

well, shit! No help here

Zucchini or cucumber

 

[Puffdaddy316]

Be careful!!

 

[lohara]

A baseball bat is very good

 

[frutiger]

Zucchini or cucumber

This is probably the best option, just remember to put a condom on it.

 

[chrisrobin]

This is probably the best option, just remember to put a condom on it.

Certainly dont want to get pregnant with a cucumber!

 

[WilliamG]

too tight to spend money on a real dildo, so what can I find around the house to use on my new fwb since my dick won't get hard enuf to fuck her which I think she really wants...Help!!! veggie? bottle? fruit?

Get one of those strapon hollow dildos (yes they cost some cash... But for a fwb...? Come on.). I used one on my wife a few years ago. Her eyes were as big a saucers when the head popped in!

 

[NaddyX]

thanks for the tips. but what harm is a clean cuc with no condom?

 

[LPSG Support]

thanks for the tips. but what harm is a clean cuc with no condom?

No harm at all. Some people use the condom for quicker and easier toy cleaning and maintenance

 

[Plano-jackn]

Get one of those strapon hollow dildos (yes they cost some cash... But for a fwb...? Come on.). I used one on my wife a few years ago. Her eyes were as big a saucers when the head popped in!

Got the exact same one in black (because thats what the wife prefers) and it works everytime!

 

[deleted17065231]

too tight to spend money on a real dildo, so what can I find around the house to use on my new fwb since my dick won't get hard enuf to fuck her which I think she really wants...Help!!! veggie? bottle? fruit?

Don't mess around, get a real toy. You don't want to end up in the ER having to explain yourself. Toys aren't that expensive.

 

[gapinhole]

Used pop bottles, pop cans full, butternut squash . Few condoms on them.