My - Do It Yourself Prince Albert piercing
I went to a certified "professional" in London to get an ampallang and nipple piercing many years ago. I was not impressed with the hygiene of the piercer. After he had donned his gloves he went to the toilet! And then when he was about to make the piercing, the phone rang and he answered it still wearing his gloves, which he didn't change. He also put in scratched jewellery, which I didn't realise until a month later when I was still feeling pain from the ring in the ampallang. The only thing professional about him was his confidence and the price he charged.
Luckily I didn't get an infection. A number of years later I took out the ampallang because my boyfriend wouldn't suck my dick with it in. When I became single again, I missed the added stimulation of having a pierced dick. And since I live way out in the country side with no piercers within 2 hours travel, I decided to DIY a Prince Albert. This is what I used:
- 1 Bic ballpoint pen with transparent outer sheath.
- Kitchen wooden spoon
- 800 grade metal abrasion paper
- Jeweller's lupe x 20 magnification
- 3 mm kitting needle
- Wire cutters
- a 2mm drill bit for metal
- Stainless steel table knife with smooth handle
- Soap and water
- Emla cream (hemerrhoid cream is a cheaper option)
- Cotton buds/Q-tips
- Isopropyl alcohol 95%
- Extra virgin olive oil in an egg cup
- 1 fine tipped permanent marker
- Tweezers
- Matches
- 2.4 mm thick 22 mm long banana bell with 6 mm balls
- Clean cotton tea towel
Preparing the piercing tools
I took the ball point and ink tube out of the Bic pen's outer sheath. These are not used. Using the fine abrasive paper I rounded the tapered end of the Bic sheath until it was completely smooth to the touch, and removed the raised trademark icon on the sheath too. Then I rubbed the sheath with the wooden handle of a kitchen spoon to smooth the plastic further. Hard wood is harder than plastic and will smooth roughness. I inspected the treated surfaces with the jeweller's lupe, and worked on any areas that were still visibly rough.
I washed my hands and my dick with soap and water, disinfected the sheath with alcohol, inside and out, then put Emla cream on it and very gently, and very slowly, inserted it about 4 cm into my urethra, and also put Emla cream around the frenulum area where the piercing was to go.
While the cream was taking effect, I began on making my piercing needle.
With the wire cutters I cut off 8 cm from the pointed end of the knitting needle, then used the abrasive paper to file flat the fat end. The pointed end, I filed to a very gradually tapering cone ending in a very sharp point. This took about 30 minutes to do. Then I used the 2mm drill bit to make a 2mm depression in the flat end of the needle, in order to receive the bananabell later. I could do this by turning the drill bit between my fingers, because the knitting needle is made of soft metal. Then I smoothed the needle in the same way that I did the Bic sheath, checking it for roughness using the lupe and this time smoothing the needle with the handle of a stainless steel table knife, which is harder than the soft metal of the needle. By the time I had a really sharp point and very smooth needle the Emla cream had made my urethra and frenulum completely numb.
I washed my hands, my dick, the needle, the banana bell, the tweezers, the permanent marker and the Bic sheath with soap and water and then disinfected them all (including hands and dick) with alcohol. And place all the items on the clean cloth.
Then I flamed the bananabell with its ball screwed on, over a couple of matches, holding it with the tweezers. Then unscrewed it, swabbed it with alcohol again and placed it on the cloth. I marked the spot beside my frenulum on my dick for the piercing, inserted the Bic sheath into my urethra with my non-writing hand, until it was pressing against the marked spot from the inside and precisely aligned. Then with my writing hand (greater accuracy and dexterity), I dipped the needle into some olive oil (which lubricates and is anti-bacterial) and pressed the needle into the marked spot, through the skin, half way into the receiving sheath. This was completely painless, and there was almost no blood.
At this point the tip of the needle was visible inside the plastic sheath where it emerged from the end of my my urethra. I placed the screw end of the bananabell against the depression in the needle and pushed the needle in one smooth movement through the pierced hole, following through with the jewellery, without stopping or loosing contact between the jewellery and the needle, until the bananabell was inside the Bic sheath and the screw end was visible at the end of my urethra. The needle was sticking out of the end of the sheath, and I withdrew it. Then I withdrew the sheath, leaving the screw end of the bananabell sticking out of my urethra, and then screwed on the ball. Then I urinated to flush out any blood and Emla cream. All of this was completely painless. I felt nothing at all, except my pulse racing.
Finally I dripped some olive oil onto my dick and put a clean cotton sock over it.
There was a little bleeding, maybe a teaspoon, and soreness when the effect of the Emla cream wore off. My dick was a little bit swollen and super sensitive for about 2 days, which was excruciatingly pleasurable - like having my dick head licked with every step that I took. And then it settled down.
The placement was perfect, and I have the satisfaction of having done my own PA.
I washed my dick with urine, soap & water and slid olive oil into the piercing twice a day for 3 weeks.
A month later, I can say that I've had no problems, slight soreness in the beginning, but that soon went away. I've had greatly increased pleasure, even though I have been very gentle when masturbating. I'm about to increase the width to a 3mm bananabell.
My objective is to wear a 4 or 5 mm thick captive ball ring with an 8 mm ball to push in and out of my urethra. I can't use sounds because I get urinary infections, no matter how carefully I sanitise the sounds, so a ball sliding in and out of the end of my urethra is the next best thing. I'll be using a short prince's wand too.
Now I need to find a boyfriend who likes sucking pierced dicks.
I hope this was informative and I didn't miss any necessary detail in describing my procedure.
