Does The Dick Size Matter Ladies?

When dick size is the most important thing ever...

Remember that scene in Total Recall when Arnold Schwarzenegger has to trigger the alien atmosphere'omatic? If only a certain size dick could save all of life on Mars, then peen size matters.

Remember in Temple of Doom when Billie had to put her hand in the creepy crawling hole of doom to save Indie and Shortround from impalement and imminent squishing? It would be bad if a peen came up an inch short.

Other times..

Nude Carpentry

Human Sundial

Peen Ring Toss - though a shorter peen would add difficulty for advance levels
 
When dick size is the most important thing ever...

Remember that scene in Total Recall when Arnold Schwarzenegger has to trigger the alien atmosphere'omatic? If only a certain size dick could save all of life on Mars, then peen size matters.

Remember in Temple of Doom when Billie had to put her hand in the creepy crawling hole of doom to save Indie and Shortround from impalement and imminent squishing? It would be bad if a peen came up an inch short.

Other times..

Nude Carpentry
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Human Sundial

Peen Ring Toss - though a shorter peen would add difficulty for advance levels
LMAO
 
I never tire of this being asked day after day after day after day ad nauseam. It just truly doesn't get old, ya know?

Well, once and for all YES it does matter. It does. It absolutely, undeniably and unequivocally does.

You got a micro dick? Guess what, too small. Won't be fucking with that. You got a coke can that's ten inches long? You'll be hard pressed to find a body that will fit into. Too big.

If you fall somewhere between the realms of moderately above or below average, you're good. Taking away too much or adding too much skews the curve and makes for a less than fun time.

Now, do not ask us what average is. You've got google, little fuckboi. Use that. Use the search function here as well.

I am confident that if some men simply thought with logic and not ego, this question would be truly be put to rest.
 
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