Elijah Wood

[Matthew]

I don't know about him being hung, but has anybody seen the "Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay" website? It's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

No, it's a roll of lifesavers with a head.

 

[Matthew]

But what can you expect?

He was a hobbit after all.

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Matthew@Sep 26 2005, 03:00 AM
But what can you expect?

He was a hobbit after all.

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Took the words right out of my mouth! :bigsmile:

 

[KeepsGoing]

I checked and didn't see a previous forum. There's been speculation I know about his size, but I just saw the new Centrino commercial, and it has our hobbity little friend sitting in the lap of a (female) plane passenger. You can see his crotch the whole time, and it seems to be somewhat protruded.

Anyone else seen this commercial? I looked for them online but couldn't find them, so I can't (obviously) share.

 

[Matthew]

One of the best websites ever: http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/ewivvg.html

 

[chrisung]

Elijah is gay and is not packing more (or at least much more) than average.

 

[Atia]

He has the most beautiful eyes.......

 

[D_Count_Dickula]

For the rec: I am somewhat bi-curious and EW is definitely the one, I would give a try:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Dr Rock]

huhuhuhuhuh "wood"

 

[playainda336]

One of the best websites ever: http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/ewivvg.html

This site is fularious. Also completely absurd. LMAO.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

"We were walking home and saw this fountain. Dom and I looked at it and he said 'We should conquer it.' Once we got to the top, what else was there to do but urinate in it?"
MX (Melbourne, Australia), December 11, 2003

 

[Deno]

what would the insult comic dog say about elijah, Hot ass for me to poop on.......

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

There's a possiblity he's a Hobbit down below:biggrin1:

He's an extreme nail biter, one of my peeves.

 

[D_alex8]

He's an extreme nail biter, one of my peeves.

Yes, thank you so much! There's little I loathe more than seeing fingernails chewed into aesthetic oblivion, like little stumps screaming out about their owner's insecurities. Instant turn-off.

 

[Athleticman60516]

Funny and yet sad at the sme time

 

[B_IanTheTall]

Yes, thank you so much! There's little I loathe more than seeing fingernails chewed into aesthetic oblivion, like little stumps screaming out about their owner's insecurities. Instant turn-off.

Maybe you should offer him something else to keep his mouth busy... :wink:

I would, if I were ever in the place to do so.

 

[mikey41]

I think he's revolting and a prime example of everything that is wrong about the Hollywood leading man. He's a snot-nosed, nail-biting whelp.

 

[Matthew]

Maybe you should offer him something else to keep his mouth busy... :wink:

I would, if I were ever in the place to do so.

Thanks for that picture. :smile:

 

[novice_btm]

Thanks for that picture. :smile:

Matthew, I'll flip you to do that filming. :tongue: