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Fellating The Ego - The Truth About Dicks

Discussion in 'Ask a Woman' started by LaFemme, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. LaFemme

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    “Fellating the Ego” has got to be one of the best phrases ever said on this site of all time! Thanks @Gentleman Viking

    I got so irate reading the thread on Ask a Man with all that tripe about how all women prefer large penises given a choice, that I just had to post my own thread. Most of the men there were right on point. One guy had his head so far up his ass he can fart through his nose.

    Here’s my truth:

    I have never said anything negative to any man about his penis. If it’s big, I’ll ooh, and aah over its hugeness, if it’s thick -I’ll do the same. If it’s tiny and pretty, I’ll ooh an aah over that. If it’s curvy, I’ll ooh and aah over its g-spot potential. If it’s ugly, I’ll lie. (Never met an ugly dick, though, but I’d lie - men can’t handle the truth about their dicks, it’s where their freakin’ egos live!)

    Damn right, I’m fellating the ego!

    What’s my preference? AVERAGE!!!

    And that’s the most honest thing I’ve ever said about dicks on this site!
     
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    Note to those men: I don't even need to be penetrated to have Earth shattering orgasms.

    Your ego needs to shut the fuck up, it's making you look like a fucking fool.
     
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    It's so much easier to be sexual with women.

    There is heaps of talk about women being very needy and fragile. No, you can say the wrong thing to a woman and make her cry. She will never flip the fuck out and try to justify mass killing because having small tits ruined her life
     
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    Damn right. I’ve had men criticize my body - it bed. I think I’ve mentioned before how I had one guy tell me how my armpits weren’t concave enough for him. Somehow, I found the strength to carry on.

    Every single part of a woman’s body is open to criticism - tip to toe. We see it here. When I was young, I thought it mattered, as I matured, I learned that’s all on him. Porn, movies, TV educated him - I was real, not them. Take me or leave me. I give no fucks.

    But this penis thing. That size thing. It just doesn’t matter. Of course we flatter the dick of the guy we sleep with. Some women denigrate previous dicks so the current guy feels even better. It’s fellating your ego, dude. Like we used to say in the old days, that and a quarter will get you a phone call.

    Don’t believe the porn lie. It’s acting. Big looks good on the screen. Short actors stand on boxes to look taller. It’s all BS.

    I adore the penis of the guy I’m involved with. That’s the truth. Big, average, curvy, small, thick, thin. I’ll worship it. It’s him that matters. And he has the cock that rules all others. Period.
     
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    Nor will a woman feel entitled to treat a man like shit because she has a big clit.
     
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    What's my preference? Attached to a kind, funny, caring, smart, diligent man... provided that it's not at either end of the bell curve.
     
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    My preference doesn’t matter. I might prefer average over large because I get bladder infections, etc. But I don’t get to choose size. I choose the man. So he’s what’s important above all else. His qualities, how he makes me feel.

    Penis size doesn’t even make the top twenty.
     
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    Say what????
     
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    Indeed. I have flat armpits. He liked concave ones. He felt it was sexy for a woman to have armpits that curved inwards. The worst, he said, were puffy armpits.

    He’s out there ladies.

    I’ve had conversations with friends where we compared weird things men complained about. Middle toes being too long, belly buttons being “wrong”, shoulder blades not being obvious enough, the list went on - I mean men just come right out and say this shit. And not one of us has gotten in a van and mowed down a street full of men.
     
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    Men LOVE concave armpits

    I train with a tennis ball wedged under each arm for 3 hours a night

    There's an evolutionary advantage too, a man takes one look at the perfection of my concave armpits and knows in his lizard brain that in times of danger, I could hide a baby in each pit, therefore ensuring the survival of his offspring.

    Wherever I go I catch men staring... Don't beat yourself up, not everyone can have a perfect arc like me
     
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    Armpits not concaved enough? I would have curbed that bastard with a quickness. Armpits? Fuck.

    I like the boys peen. It's a stellar peen attached to a great guy. I couldn't care less about any other peen. Well, Sam Winchester peen in slash is always an important issue.
     
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    :joy::joy::joy:
     
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    @LaFemme took the words out of my mouth. I don't get to choose the penis, but I get to choose the man. The person is the most important aspect to me. The dick is a piece of flesh. I'm not only my vagina, he is not solely his cock.

    And I've always been kind with regards to a man's body. Praised what I liked. Didn't talk about what I didn't.

    Newsflash men, she's not likely to be critical. Very few women would flat out say "well I wish you had an inch more or less." My last partner was large, even a little too large in some positions but ya know what? I didn't say a damn word except where it concerned adjusting the position so it felt good again. I've also been with average men and if there's a position that's not doing it for me, we adjust. I would never say that because the position was maybe a little bit shallow that he needed one more inch to take me there. Because being a good lover is about SO MUCH MORE than penis size!

    Also, men, while I'm at it, please stop jackhammering. I've known quite a few of you in my younger days. You suck, and it ain't because of your average dick. And that is one of the more bluntly honest things I've said about the topic.
     
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    Now I am thinking of marsupial women with arm pit pouches.

    OMG! That's why women carry purses to make up for our evalutionarily lacking pit pouches.
     
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    Basic instinct to dominate? (Male posting, sorry, but your post is going to get deleted shortly.). I don’t need to be dominated in bed. Why is it a basic instinct? Like @Enid said - quit jackhammering. It’s unpleasant. Why can’t the basic instinct be to pleasure?

    If I want to be “dominated” I’ll let you know. It’s one thing to know what you like sexually, or to take charge, but dominance means someone has to submit. I’m no shrinking violet when it comes to sex. I fuck back.
     
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    I wonder if guys who use that language secretly hate us. Want to really hurt us. It’s just so harsh and disgusting.
     
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    I have never told anyone they were bad at sex. Even if they were awful. I've never said anything less than complimentary about anyone's genitals to the person, other than when asked to do humiliation play. Their kink, not mine.

    I have never said to any man that his dick was anything other than a good size or large, other than the couple SPH-ers I was involved with. Even when their erect cock was smaller than my thumb.

    When I was single and had a LOT of casual sex, dick size didn't even come into the picture as a trait to filter by. Ever. Were they respectful? Were they as demanding of safe sex practices as me? Were they single and not a cheating asshole? Did they like the same kind of sex as me? Did they have impeccable hygiene? Were they at least somewhat attractive to me? Could I tolerate their presence and minimal conversation without wanting to strangle them?

    That's the shit I gauged by for casual sex/friends with benefits, penis size isn't even part of the equation. At all.
     
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    Here's what I think for what it's worth after many years of studying the sex with somewhat clinical detachment.......

    You look at the basic simple nature of the beast and then put it in an environment that affords anonymity.
    They can give no physical cues, no visual posturing, no joshing with peer group to assert themselves.
    So here they have to assert and exhibit their ultra manly manlyness to the other apes in the online zoo
    by the use of pejorative language and as the nature of the site is peen and sex centric the pejorative language
    is centered around sex.
    This shows what tough, rugged, back slapping, fist bumping, sexually charged individual he is.
    It done to impress the other apes and not us even when discussing sex with our gender.
    Believe none of it because it's all bullshit said for effect.
     
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    Fellating the ego? I think our services are no longer required... That funky Buddah guy is self-sucking in rather an hysterical fashion over in Ask a Man.

    Talk about a fragile ego...
     
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    The only time I'll step softly around a fragile ego is when it suits my purpose to do so.
    Other wise it's out with the steelcap boots fitted with mud cleats.
     
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    Omg. Hardcore feminists don’t like big dicks because they’re afraid of domination. Well, he has my number. :joy::joy::joy:

    Could you slip that baby into your concave armpits and carry him and his fragile ego somewhere safe? Preferably where he and his big dick can be alone with each other and he can fellate himself all he wants? I’ll keep your seat warm here.
     
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    I gotta stop reading this thread while drinking beverages.

    I coated my keyboard and snorked water down the wrong way.
     
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    Well obviously I can’t carry him - I have flat armpits. I’d drop him, and he certainly can’t afford another head injury.
     
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    Who else was waiting for him to drop the f-bomb? :joy:

    No way he's getting near my perfect pits! You'll just have to squish him with your flat pits like a panini - I'm allergic to people who quote studies they don't understand.

    #sorrynotsorry
     
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    Where’s the bingo card?

    Panini! You slay me!
     
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    "I fuck back".

    Gawd I fucking love that...
     
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    Concave armpits is a new one to me. Thigh gap, bikini bridge, and too pointy of elbows though...

    Yeah. Our elbows can't be too pointy, didn't y'all know?
     
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    I'm glad mine aren't. I'll throw an elbow and break noses with ease.
     
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    *runs to the mirror to check the relative concaveness of my armpits*
    Fuck...I dunno medium concaveness...average concaveness.....
    If I bend over the side of my bosom makes my armpits look deeper.
    How can I take a photo of my "deep" armpits from that angle to sucker
    the punters?
    I wonder if jelking will deepen them more?
     
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    Photoshop is your friend. Add shadows.
     
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