This is my introduction to all the members of the LPSG community. I have delayed this part of the initiation long enough, so let me begin by asking "why don't cannibals eat clowns?"
Because they taste funny! Now that I have broken the ice let me tell you that I am, Jimi' Nahrcunys, a 70 plus year old exhibitionist and swinging dick who loves to flaunt my lean and toned physique in front of all the smut lovers that frequent the WWW. Despite being older than dirt, I neither look nor act my age, a characteristic that was noted by a group of horny GILFs who intimated that I am aging like a fine wine! Since losing my wife and retiring I have come to enjoy taking erotic photos of myself, which I post on various websites for the thrill it gives me! I also wait, impatiently, for the suggestive comments that I receive from the ladies and more than a few men who view my postings. I have to admit that although a fit male with a "handsome" cock will grab my attention, I am straight with no desire to play for the other side! Besides dabbling with my photography I also work out to maintain an athletic physique that is desired by all the women and envied by a good number of the men. Last, but not least, I love to flirt with all of the lovely tarts
that I meet on-line and with whom I occasionally dance the horizontal mambo! 
