Friends don't believe having a two-hander is a thing

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Was chatting with some friends, ended up mentioning the idea of jerking off with both hands. They all thought that was crazy and couldn't imagine being able to do it! I'm not crazy right? Seemed weird that the whole group thought it was wild, is this rarer than I thought?
 
It’s a norm in my house. I can use two hands and so can my sons, but we are not the norm. I don’t know if it’s just a size thing or if guys with hung cock that could use two hands just don’t. Like it’s breaking some unwritten jacking off law.
 
I wonder how common it is, like here we all skew big, but they acted like it was unheard of
I would assume it's not that common. because many have noted that I am the exception in that regard. And of course, when watching porn with a female they always comment that I have a porn-sized cock.
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And that's the thing, they see it as a porn thing, so it's must be all angles and camera tricks. The idea that we can actually just casually do that is foreign to a lot of guys. They've seriously argued this with me, which is hysterical, but also fascinating.
 
And that's the thing, they see it as a porn thing, so it's must be all angles and camera tricks. The idea that we can actually just casually do that is foreign to a lot of guys. They've seriously argued this with me, which is hysterical, but also fascinating.
Argued that you don't use 2 hands?
 
Argued that you don't use 2 hands?
Basically yeah, that in porn it's all tricks and that the vast majority of guys can't do it. It started as a stupid drunk conversation, but they all can't do it, so they figured it wasn't really possible
 
Basically yeah, that in porn it's all tricks and that the vast majority of guys can't do it. It started as a stupid drunk conversation, but they all can't do it, so they figured it wasn't really possible
I don't think anyone I know has ever doubted that I use 2 hands. One of my exes would openly call me 2 fister. But she was talking about her using 2 hands on me. When she was drinking she would just tell people in the bar; "It takes both my hands, and there is still some left over".
 
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Wow, life with a two fister seems great from the comments here. This technique is not available to me and when I use both of my hands, I place my hands next to each other and use the fingers to stimulate the penis. Do you think my technique gives away my size?
 
Wow, life with a two fister seems great from the comments here. This technique is not available to me and when I use both of my hands, I place my hands next to each other and use the fingers to stimulate the penis. Do you think my technique gives away my size?
Some of my friends assumed that's what a two fister is, So yeah if say it kinda shows that you aren't big enough to even consider it. Sounds nice though, stroke it how you like!
 
It’s a norm in my house. I can use two hands and so can my sons, but we are not the norm. I don’t know if it’s just a size thing or if guys with hung cock that could use two hands just don’t. Like it’s breaking some unwritten jacking off law.
How do you know how your sons jerk off?
 
Some of my friends assumed that's what a two fister is, So yeah if say it kinda shows that you aren't big enough to even consider it. Sounds nice though, stroke it how you like!
Indeed, there is not enough penis to place the second hand on top of the first one for me. :) I am not big enough for this technique.
 
I do this all the time with the head poking out the top. Both with palms facing out and facing down so you get the effect of doggy style. Great technique to switch off the pressure on your head when edging, and yeah of course great for showing off your big dick.
 
I do this all the time with the head poking out the top. Both with palms facing out and facing down so you get the effect of doggy style. Great technique to switch off the pressure on your head when edging, and yeah of course great for showing off your big dick.
Nice I'll have to try that. I'm usually just going to town super lubed up, treating my fists like a fleshlight. Doing that on your knees would be hot.